I need more because I'm running out! Even if it is not even a dumb blonde joke and it is SO funny then just tell me anyway! You never know I may use it!
2007-03-12 11:58:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects a bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable."
The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly.........................
com-for-da-bull.
2007-03-12 12:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
2007-03-12 19:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by yeahh_buddy23231 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A blond is walking along and starts to feel hungry. She goes across the road and walks in, goes up to the counter and belts "Excuse me, can I like get a burger and a diet coke?" A lady quickly shushes her and explains that she is in a library. The blond whispers, "Sorry, can I like get a burger and a diet coke?"
How did the blond cross the road?
She was tied to the chicken.
2007-03-12 19:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by dumenuff 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There's a brunnette,red head and blond. That are stuck on a deserted island. The brown goes 25 miles and drowns
Red goes 50 miles,gets a cramp and drowns.
Blondie goes 75 miles,gets tired,and goes back.
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The 3 colors of hair as above are on top of 3 slides and the slides have a pool underneath and if you call out a liquid you like to drink you will get it in the pool
Blondie yells out "COKE" and it turns to Coke
Red yells out "BEER" and sure enough, there's beer
Brunnette screams "LEMONADE"
Then Blondie goes up again but says on the way down
"WEE--WEE"
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A Blonde goes into a store comes out and figures out she locked the keys in her car.
It took her 3 hours to get her friend out.
Last one is old but always funny so these are my best
2007-03-12 19:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats a blonde say after sex? are you all on the same team?
how does a blonde turn the light on after sex? opens the car door
how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? three...one to hold the bulb and the other two to turn the ladder
what do you call blondes in a pool in winter time? frosted flakes
2007-03-12 19:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by joe citizen 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What is the common thing about smart blondes and UFOs?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
2007-03-12 19:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by confused4ever 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww.....flutechick21 stole mine..that's the best one I've heard too...tee hee HAHAHAHA just thinking about it makes me laugh and shake my head at the same time
Hey you changed it....
2007-03-12 19:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by blah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
2.How are blondes and turtles the same?
They are both F*#@^ed when they are are their backs.
2007-03-12 19:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by JJ 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The blonde goes to her doctor.
Doctor says..."You're pregnant"
The blonde replies..."Is it mine?"
2007-03-12 19:29:20 · answer #9 · answered by fastfingersalvin 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
How do u drown a blonde?
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Put a scratch'n' sniff sticker in the bottom of a swimming pool.
2007-03-12 19:11:50 · answer #10 · answered by Sexy_Duck 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋