Entertainment & Music - 12 March 2007

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice the guy next to him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, I'm 6' tall 200lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5 pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is a U.S. blonde.Think about it mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times."

2007-03-12 20:03:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Proper title and artist would be great if you can remember that far back

2007-03-12 20:02:45 · 3 answers · asked by . 6 in Music

2007-03-12 20:02:35 · 8 answers · asked by Gone 4 in Polls & Surveys

dont tell me whats the story, i just wanna if its good

2007-03-12 20:02:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-12 20:01:50 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 20:00:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What it would be like to have been friends with say, your father when he was your age. Imagine you are at your age right now and your father went back in time and you were friends with him. Don't you wonder what kind of person he was and whether he was chilled out?

2007-03-12 20:00:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 20:00:46 · 11 answers · asked by Rayne 5 in Polls & Surveys

and what the he ll does he want?

2007-03-12 20:00:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 20:00:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is the siberian husky =]

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/siberian-husky-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/siberian-husky-0104.jpg

2007-03-12 19:59:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 19:59:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment, opens the door and sure enough finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she`s angry and opens her purse and takes out the gun, she`s so overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.
The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don`t do it."
"Shut up," she says." Your`re next"

What do yo think?

2007-03-12 19:58:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hush up! It never gets old!
Pffffttt!

2007-03-12 19:58:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

trying to start my own Manga, need to know where to start and where to send finished work to get published

2007-03-12 19:56:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-12 19:55:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm 100% cat person.

2007-03-12 19:54:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 19:54:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I didn't see it.

2007-03-12 19:53:47 · 3 answers · asked by Taylor 4 in Television

I'm 100% cat person.

2007-03-12 19:53:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 19:53:39 · 12 answers · asked by Mystic 1 in Celebrities

and I don't have any, is this illegal?

2007-03-12 19:53:05 · 21 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 19:52:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me, I used to be a door mat, getting walked all over, but now I am a pillar, strong and self supportive..

2007-03-12 19:52:18 · 5 answers · asked by Mommy Dearest 5 in Polls & Surveys

but finish the sentence "any more bitter and you would be _____" tee hee

2007-03-12 19:51:56 · 13 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it ok if I name them?

2007-03-12 19:50:17 · 15 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

OOPS! (silly me!) I MEANT "pink tu-lips" for Easter? Are they STILL your favorite, Baby?

2007-03-12 19:50:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 19:50:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 19:49:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. The pharmacist is perplexed but doesn't give it a second thought. The next day the same guy walks in laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing.

The pharmacist remembers the day before and starts to wonder what's up but not for too long because he has work to do.The next day the same guy walks in laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. Now the pharmacist is intrigued as to what is going on with this guy so he arranges with his assistant to follow the guy and find out where he is going, should the man return.

Wouldn't you know it, The same guy comes back the next day, laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing.

The assistant followed him as per his orders and came back 20 minutes later. The eager pharmacist asked his assistant where the man went? The assistant said:

"Your house."

2007-03-12 19:49:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles