A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice the guy next to him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, I'm 6' tall 200lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5 pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is a U.S. blonde.Think about it mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times."
2007-03-12 20:03:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fab Joke mate, brilliant LOL
2007-03-12 20:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a FAB Joke. I think i might have actually peed myself if i laughed anymore. Love it. The people who dont like it probably just dont get it... They might even be blonde... LOL
2007-03-13 03:35:56 · answer #2 · answered by Lee.™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1
10/10 *
Tink x
2007-03-13 19:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA...i really expected the guy to back off but this has guts man!!!lol cant sop laughing...
2007-03-13 04:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by clairvoyance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!, Def funny
2007-03-13 04:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol the blind guy must be a blonde...........
2007-03-13 03:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another great one i once again lol 10/10
2007-03-13 06:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. he wouldnt have to explain it 5 times would he. rubbish
2007-03-13 03:07:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, quite funny
2007-03-13 05:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one!!!
2007-03-13 04:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋