A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his lab, set it down & commanded "Jump, frog jump!"
The frog jumped across the room. The biologst measured d distnce & noted in his journal, 'frog w/ 4 legs jumped 8 ft.'
Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again, he ordered, "jump, frog jump!" The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few ft. after measuring the distnce, the biologist noted in hs journal, 'frog with 2 legs jumped 3 ft.'
Next, the biologist cut off the frog's back legs. Once more, he shouted ,"Jump, frog, jump!"
The frog just lay there... "Jump, frog, jump!"
Nothing ...
The biologist noted in his journal,
"Frog with no legs -- lost its hearing"
2007-03-12
20:42:26
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