the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.
The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years... I thought he meant his money!"
2007-03-12 20:48:03 · 10 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA ew!! BUT FRIKIN HILLARIOUS!!
2007-03-12 20:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scale of 1 to 10 (best) = 9 !! Funny !! Well, the bride has a lot to look forward to!!
2007-03-12 21:36:05 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of 1 to 5 (5 being the best)
i think it's 3 (playing safe)
but that's ewwwwy... poor girl........
2007-03-12 20:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally funny!! I give it a 101% :)
2007-03-12 21:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesomely funny!!!
2007-03-12 20:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by lilly j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-12 20:53:50 · answer #6 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill give it a nine
poor girl ^_^
2007-03-12 21:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaan...thats funny n freaky...lol
2007-03-12 21:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by clairvoyance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,that's a good one.
2007-03-12 22:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..poor bride...
2007-03-12 21:52:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋