A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his lab, set it down & commanded "Jump, frog jump!"
The frog jumped across the room. The biologst measured d distnce & noted in his journal, 'frog w/ 4 legs jumped 8 ft.'
Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again, he ordered, "jump, frog jump!" The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few ft. after measuring the distnce, the biologist noted in hs journal, 'frog with 2 legs jumped 3 ft.'
Next, the biologist cut off the frog's back legs. Once more, he shouted ,"Jump, frog, jump!"
The frog just lay there... "Jump, frog, jump!"
Nothing ...
The biologist noted in his journal,
"Frog with no legs -- lost its hearing"
2007-03-12 20:42:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
24 years old and I laughed
2007-03-12 20:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Heero Yui 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! This is a good one. Thanks for sharing. Now, allow me to share this one with you.
A pilot and a priest died. When they pilot reports to the Gate of Heaven, he told St. Peter his name and is occupation. St. Peter said, take this golden robe and shaft and enter the gate of heaven.
Next, came the prient. Confidently he told St. Peter his name and that he was a priest.
St. Peter said to him: "Here we measure by performance. Now, take this cotton robe and shaft and enter the gate of hell.
The priest was astonished and asked St. Peter: "the pilot got the golden robe and shaft and I a priest get only a cotton robe and shaft and doesn't deserve heaven?"
St. Peter answered: "When he flies, people prayed; when you preached, people slept. Now go to hell." LOL!
2007-03-13 03:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by SGElite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First time knowing this joke.... it's quite funny and different, but it's a little cruel....
2007-03-13 04:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only grandparents and little kids would laugh at this.
2007-03-13 03:48:24 · answer #4 · answered by BadGirlGimpy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck yuck
that biologist is a sadist
2007-03-13 04:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by depressed_gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...this is one of those few oldies which can really tickle your funny bone everytime you hear them...lol
2007-03-13 04:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by clairvoyance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-03-13 04:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke.... enjoyed by the young and the old.
2007-03-13 03:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by mysterious me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
know wat??dis is a pretty old one..but d actual is based on a FLEA..!!LAWL!!so funnnny!
2007-03-13 03:49:52 · answer #9 · answered by MagicalPixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.... jump frog jump....
2007-03-13 04:42:20 · answer #10 · answered by ojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋