A dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a shot and a beer.
The bartender replys: I can't do that.
The dog INSISTS for a shot and a beer.
The bartender again sayes no and adds:
It's the law. I can not serve dogs.
The dog pleads, puts 20 dollars on the bar; tells the bartender what a horrible day he had; maced by mailman, car ran over tail, and on and onhe goes. Look, keep the change, andI'll have one shot!! Then I'll leave.
The bartender said: you'll get a shot all right. He pulled out a gun and shot the dog in the foot.
20 min. pass when a group of pit-bulls, German-shepards and rotwilers start taring-up that same bar.
Another dog limps in and said:"I'm hear for the man that shot my paw!"
2007-03-12
20:25:01
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