This might be funny, A dog walks into a bar...?

Question

A dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a shot and a beer.
The bartender replys: I can't do that.
The dog INSISTS for a shot and a beer.
The bartender again sayes no and adds:
It's the law. I can not serve dogs.
The dog pleads, puts 20 dollars on the bar; tells the bartender what a horrible day he had; maced by mailman, car ran over tail, and on and onhe goes. Look, keep the change, andI'll have one shot!! Then I'll leave.
The bartender said: you'll get a shot all right. He pulled out a gun and shot the dog in the foot.

20 min. pass when a group of pit-bulls, German-shepards and rotwilers start taring-up that same bar.
Another dog limps in and said:"I'm hear for the man that shot my paw!"

dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a shot and a beer.
The bartender replys: I can't do that.
The dog INSISTS for a shot and a beer.
The bartender again sayes no and adds:
It's the law. I can not serve dogs.
The dog pleads, puts 20 dollars on the bar; tells the bartender what a horrible day he had; maced by mailman, car ran over tail, and on and onhe goes. Look, keep the change, andI'll have one shot!! Then I'll leave.
The bartender said: you'll get a shot all right. He pulled out a gun and shot the dog in the foot.

20 min. pass when a group of pit-bulls, German-shepards and rotwilers start taring-up that same bar, and the same dog limps in and said:"I'm hear for the man that shot my paw!"

Answer 1

not that bad really

Answer 2

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Answer 3

I think you messed up the ending.
The story was looking like it was going somewhere then at the punchline it died.
Try again.

Answer 4

I nearly laughed...i did manage a smile..........

Answer 5

seriously, not funny...

Answer 6

.... i just dont get it!

Answer 7

stupid.........really.