Entertainment & Music - 11 March 2007

2007-03-11 01:05:37 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man was walking on a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!
The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish.
The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel... how long it would take! No. Think of another wish." So he thinks of another wish.

2007-03-11 01:05:28 · 17 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and
they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber,
the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his
friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

2007-03-11 01:05:16 · 5 answers · asked by Misery 1 in Jokes & Riddles

episodes get back to the Sakuke plot and stop showing stupid fillers?

2007-03-11 01:05:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Sent to me from a friend.............lol......

My wild and sexy days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal;
Is now my water spout.

Time was when of it's own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I have a full time job;
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing;
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

As old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues;
To see it hang it's withered head,
And watch me tie my shoes.

2007-03-11 01:03:35 · 11 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.vbox7.com/play:501cf899
Amazing isn't it?

2007-03-11 01:03:32 · 1 answers · asked by Jerey 2 in Music

2007-03-11 01:03:03 · 42 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Gavin DeGraw, Jamie Cullum and Todd Rundgren and three pianos.

2007-03-11 01:02:43 · 8 answers · asked by CrankyYankee 6 in Music

i see four cars ,two caravans, and 9 dust bins,
(dustbin day tomorrow)what can you see??

2007-03-11 01:02:05 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a young hottie female and I wanted some good songs for ".dominating"
Thank you

2007-03-11 01:01:37 · 6 answers · asked by Shay 1 in Music

2007-03-11 01:01:16 · 5 answers · asked by bexy3211 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-11 01:00:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was a German, an Italian and SIPHO ( South African) on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, he was dead instantly.

The Italian said, "Just hang me."
Snap! he was dead.

Then it was SIPHO'S' turn, and he said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and SIPHO fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then SIPHO said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?"

Then SIPHO replied, "Eish you people are so stupid... I'm wearing the condom."

2007-03-11 01:00:44 · 15 answers · asked by stone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have seen websites where girls are vowing to do anything to be skinny, even if it KILLS them. That is sick! Why are men encouraging this? I thought that a curvy figure was more desirable? I am thin but it's natural and I accept and love myself.

2007-03-11 01:00:43 · 7 answers · asked by whatthefuckiswrongwithyahoofuck 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 01:00:20 · 5 answers · asked by valerie a 1 in Music

Usher? Ginuwine? Tyrese? R.Kelly? Trey Songz? Ne-Yo? John Legend? Joe? Mario? Chris Brown? Marques Houston? Omarion? Why?

2007-03-11 01:00:01 · 7 answers · asked by Lania 3 in Music

Some repeated lines in this song are:

"Ain't that a witness for my Lord?"

"You'll be a witness for my Lord."

"Samson was a witness for my Lord."

2007-03-11 00:59:57 · 1 answers · asked by Stephanie S 2 in Music

A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first guy walks in and the boss says, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?" And the guy says, "Well sh**! You got no ears man!" So the boss yells "Get out!". So the next guy comes in and the boss says to him, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is something you notice about me?" And the guy says, "That's easy. You got no ears!" So the boss says, to him, "Get out!" As the second guy leaves he sees the third guy about to go in and says to him, "The boss has no ears so don't say anything about them, he is really sensitive about it." So the guy goes in and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one that you notice about me?" So the guy says, "Your wearing contacts!" And the boss says, "Yeah, how did you know?" So the guy replies, "Well sh**, you can't wear glasses cause you ain't got no ears."

2007-03-11 00:59:31 · 5 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Jokes & Riddles

why do they always have such bad luck?

2007-03-11 00:59:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-11 00:59:15 · 5 answers · asked by The Hitman 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip/3-8-07_4?GT1=7702

2007-03-11 00:59:09 · 7 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

2007-03-11 00:59:06 · 45 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 00:58:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=254568>1=7702

2007-03-11 00:58:14 · 5 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know who's mother appeard in the goodfellars movie? Was it: Joe Pesci's, Robert DeNiro's, Martin Scorsese's, or Ray Liotta's

2007-03-11 00:57:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-11 00:57:16 · 11 answers · asked by fem 1 in Movies

2007-03-11 00:57:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Johnny Weissmuller, who must be the best surely?

2007-03-11 00:57:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-11 00:56:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I haven't yet decided.

2007-03-11 00:56:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys