There was a German, an Italian and SIPHO ( South African) on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, he was dead instantly.
The Italian said, "Just hang me."
Snap! he was dead.
Then it was SIPHO'S' turn, and he said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and SIPHO fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then SIPHO said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?"
Then SIPHO replied, "Eish you people are so stupid... I'm wearing the condom."
2007-03-11 01:00:44 · 15 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one.....:-)
2007-03-11 01:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by *J* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There as quickly as replaced right into a boy noted as Matty who didnt have a physique, he in basic terms had a head. Then it got here to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the close by pub, Matty replaced into very excited approximately having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father got here in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints. Then the daddy poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and as quickly as he'd complete a physique had grown onto Mattys head, so he stored ingesting and by way of the top of the evening he replaced right into a classic guy, with hands, legs, feet and hands, yet Matty stored on ingesting. The lesson you may desire to learn from that's to continually 'supply up jointly as your a head'
2016-10-01 22:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 10/10
2007-03-11 03:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give you a perfect 10/10. the first time this one. that was awesome. you took out my tears...
2007-03-11 08:25:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U just got confused here. South Africans are not that dumb. Their northern friends, on the other hand..............
2007-03-11 01:08:16 · answer #5 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..good one 9/10
2007-03-11 01:09:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny / rate 8
2007-03-11 01:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
6.575/10
2007-03-11 05:41:19 · answer #8 · answered by get outta ma wayy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-03-11 01:03:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad .
2007-03-11 01:33:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, this joke actually reflects their thinking power in lives, ps s.a are stupid
2007-03-11 01:05:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋