Entertainment & Music - 9 March 2007

2007-03-09 17:58:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Maybe the movies are graphically violent, perhaps, because the novel was, but is it really necessary to make them that graphically violent?

2007-03-09 17:57:42 · 8 answers · asked by Mark A 3 in Movies

he was the lead singer for Boston

2007-03-09 17:57:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-09 17:57:21 · 3 answers · asked by your_ma_was_here 1 in Music

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.

"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster?"

"I got it from my genie."

"You have a genie?" he asked.

"Yes, he's right here in my golf bag."

"Could I see him?"

He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie.

The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"

"Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"

He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"

2007-03-09 17:56:58 · 13 answers · asked by queenB 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 17:56:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you know, please state the origins, composers and main instrument they use.

2007-03-09 17:56:21 · 6 answers · asked by calvinlzc 2 in Music

What are the things that makes a girl to go to bed happily and to have sweet dreams.

2007-03-09 17:55:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 17:55:53 · 30 answers · asked by ~dreamvette~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

can someone please post a picture of Miley Cyrus without makeup.
thank you

2007-03-09 17:55:27 · 2 answers · asked by dsadsa 2 in Celebrities

which one is better?

2007-03-09 17:55:25 · 4 answers · asked by Bob 1 in Music

Would your feelings be hurt?

2007-03-09 17:54:33 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."



The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses! Alright let's go up there, apologize, and see how much that's going to cost."



They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side on the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke the window?"



"Uh yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.

"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."



"OK great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." No problem - it's the least I could do.



And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done." the genie replied.



"And what's your wish genie?", the husband said.



"Well, since I have been trapped in that bottle, I havn't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."



The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."



The genie took the wife upstairs, and ravished her for two hours.



After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"35." she replied.

"And he still believes in genies??? That's amazing!"

2007-03-09 17:54:25 · 11 answers · asked by queenB 2 in Jokes & Riddles

ok so we are on earth.. then our galaxy...then more galaxies.. then empty sapce and then more empty space.. what then.. another galaxy.. when will it end.. do u reach heaven??

2007-03-09 17:54:24 · 14 answers · asked by footballer 2 in Polls & Surveys

Or do you know it all.

2007-03-09 17:53:58 · 38 answers · asked by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 17:53:33 · 7 answers · asked by Just Curious 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-09 17:53:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

i am watching Romei and Michelles high school reunion........have you seen it??????
FUNNY!
♥
xoxoxo

2007-03-09 17:52:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'll tell you the - (perhaps one of) the best of mine- if you'll tell me yours.
I got up one morning & popped some bread in the toaster.
A couple of minutes later when it popped out I -LOL- said 'Thankyou' to the toaster!

Ok don't take the Micky out of me, give me yours -ta-

2007-03-09 17:52:05 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

he is small, about the size of Homers head. He has a helmet too and little antennas I think. I thing he was originally from The Jettsons or The Flintstons.
Thanks for you help.
thank You!!

2007-03-09 17:51:58 · 2 answers · asked by Fire 2 in Television

2007-03-09 17:51:54 · 4 answers · asked by bearmuscle13 1 in Movies

Questions that have Confused humankind!!

a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

a.. Who was the first person to say"See that chicken there....I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

2007-03-09 17:51:45 · 20 answers · asked by twowizdom 2 in Jokes & Riddles

IMHO, he is not funny and he is a horrible talk show host. Is there any Carson Daly fans out there that I just offended?

2007-03-09 17:51:37 · 21 answers · asked by Jay S 5 in Polls & Surveys

What has 4 eyes, but can't see?

2007-03-09 17:51:29 · 9 answers · asked by Just Mckale 2 in Jokes & Riddles

feeling that something is missing from your life.....?

2007-03-09 17:51:19 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 17:51:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 17:51:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or would it be too weird and depressing?

2007-03-09 17:50:53 · 14 answers · asked by Barlow 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 17:50:49 · 3 answers · asked by DidoDeeDee 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 17:50:42 · 3 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys