Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
a.. Who was the first person to say"See that chicken there....I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?
a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
2007-03-09 17:51:45 · 20 answers · asked by twowizdom 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs!
a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?
a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ***?
a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't
2007-03-09 17:52:42 · update #1
a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs!
a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?
a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ***?
2007-03-09 17:52:50 · update #2
a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
2007-03-09 17:53:45 · update #3
ok, ill be a total ***
1.the milk was for the calfs.people watched them and their mother.
2.someone very hungry, but didn't want to eat any of his chickens because there werent enough to keep eating
3.it was not made for decent people
4.many of the frozen things are sensitive to heat and light
5.i conclude jimmy was a person from the past, and the people who didnt care were from his time
6.they make exceptions
7.it would end the series too soon
8.because it is not accepted as moral/normal..
9.i've never been to a gynecologist's office, and i don't think i will any time soon
2007-03-09 18:56:20 · answer #1 · answered by -LaZy-DaWg- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do i read all these questions? try sumarise it, i guess ur trying 2 save a series of five (5) points being deducted by asking more than 20 questions at once, smart!
2007-03-09 18:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All those questions!!! for just 5 points!! what a bargain. To be honest I don't have the time like you to answer alllllll of your questions. So I'm just going to say I don't know to them all.
2007-03-09 18:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is the 1rs eager to bite the female pubic, moving down licking , sucking her pinky petals, poking his nose /tongue into her , sometimes seeping her lovely joice, then turning her round, biting her cheeks, widening them, sniffing her black hole & trying to poke his tongue deep into it! then follow that with the real operation!!!
This is the real Q!! do you agree?
I belive, I shoud have the 5 stars plus!
2007-03-09 18:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We need government funding to research important questions like these.
2007-03-09 18:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one I like best was The quiz being quizical, therefore tests are testicles...lmao
2007-03-09 17:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
" Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?"
Lady .!!!!! you are really something.... Glad u are here.. keep them coming...
By the way... are you related to socrates.?
2007-03-09 19:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading your question, I am as confused as Confucius.
2007-03-09 19:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by SidBridge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is the person who has too much time on her hands?
2007-03-09 17:55:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
im wacked after reading that, but it was great 10/10
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2007-03-09 18:58:47 · answer #10 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋