I'll tell you the - (perhaps one of) the best of mine- if you'll tell me yours.
I got up one morning & popped some bread in the toaster.
A couple of minutes later when it popped out I -LOL- said 'Thankyou' to the toaster!
Ok don't take the Micky out of me, give me yours -ta-
2007-03-09 17:52:05 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My husband has always been attentive but not very romantic.
He bought a necklace for me for no reason. It was touching, to say the least.
I always handle the finances. I was reconciling the checking account and noticed an entry where he wrote, "Just for You".
It was the entry for the necklace. Buy this time, I'm thinking my man has discovered romance and was trying to show me he was suddenly romantic.
When he came home from work, we were sitting on the couch and I affectionately put my hand on his knee and told him it was so nice of him to say that to me in the check book entry for the necklace.
He started laughing. He laughed so hard, he was now rolling around on the floor.
I was getting pissed off, the longer he laughed.
He pulled himself together long enough to tell me that, "Just for You" was the name of the place where he bought the necklace.
Then it struck me how funny it was and we both had a laugh.
I hope we aren't the only ones who thought it to be so funny. We have laughed about this for 25 years.
Please excuse my language but I had to express my self for the lack of words.
Thanks for the question, it brought back a good 25 year old memory and a laugh.
2007-03-09 21:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by DeeJay 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Once when I worked at the Post Office and was very ill with a virus I called in sick on my day off. Once I realized that I was not supposed to go to work I hurriedly called back and asked the clerk who had previously answered the phone not to go tell the boss about it - but it was too late! They laughed their heads off and I hung up the phone, feeling like the dumbest fool ever to see the light of day. After thinking about it for a minute, I too cracked up - but it hurt because my lungs were tired from coughing!!!
But this story's not over yet - the very next week I showed up on my day off - and the boss drafted me on the spot for overtime!!! I did not laugh that time and it took a long time to live that one down. But now it's funny.
2007-03-10 18:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one is about a friend of my mom's.
They were having lunch one time when she decided to call someone.
She opened her bag, and took out her cordless house phone.
She left her cellphone at home and brought the cordless one by mistake.
LOL =D
2007-03-09 18:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by pink_mermaid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When someone leaned back in their chair I grabbed the back of it and slowly brought it back a ways. And then said oh my god,. your gonna fall. They sat there waving their arms in circles trying to get their balance as I kept slowly lowing the chair backward for a minute. Then at the last minute I lowered it the rest of the way quickly and looked down at them, they were on the floor.
2007-03-10 04:24:00 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-23 18:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by shiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ok the most stupid gross silly thing i ever did....nut first you have to understand my stepdad really put me through alot and hurt all of us....ok here goes
one time my step dad was yelling at me and putting me down like he always does until i couldnt take it anymore and I told him to "eat poop" and I went back to the little box grabbed a litter box scooper scooped out a kitty poop and put it in his pillow case, and since he is the most disgusting person in the world whom doesnt shower it took him two weeks to find it and the only reason he did find it is because it rolled out in the middle of the bed and my mom saw it luckily she thought the cat did it and i never told her till i was 18 and moved out. still laughing about that even though its disgusting.... :-)
2007-03-09 18:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by kitty45342 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
When i bought my new cellphone, a beeping sound came out of it, i thought it was a call and clicked the green button and was trying to talk to the other person..........only to find out later that it was SMS alert.
2007-03-09 17:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by sandeep i 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wrote a check our at a grocery store for "Sexty dollars", the cashier tried not to laugh. All I could say, was, well you know where my mind is at.
2007-03-09 18:15:27 · answer #8 · answered by flamingo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I slept on a mat one afternoon. When I woke up, I rolled the mat, went to the fridge, and attempted to get the friggin mat in. I was ROFLLLL! :D
2007-03-09 19:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Really I can't think of anything worth mentioning along these lines.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-03-09 20:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋