The Jewish community are up in arms about it and demand a debate on the subject. The Pope in his infinate wisdom agrees to a debate, so the jews go to Israel and find the most wise of all Rabbi's and ship him over to Vatican city. Problem... the rabbi can only speak yiddish and the pope's yiddish ain't so hot, so again, in his infinate wisdom, the pope decides on a silent debate. The pope kicks it off by raising 3 fingers, the rabbi responds with 1 finger. The pope move his hand in a circular motion above his head, the rabbi points to the floor. the pope pulls out the communion wafer and a chalace of wine, the rabbi pulls out an apple.
The Pope rises and declares "You are victorious, the Jewish community can remain here in Italy" he bows gratiously to the rabbi. All the priest surrond the pope in confusion"what happened?" they cried....."well, i raise 3 fingers to represent the trinity of christ, he raised 1 finger to show me we are both under 1 god"
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2007-03-08
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