The Jewish community are up in arms about it and demand a debate on the subject. The Pope in his infinate wisdom agrees to a debate, so the jews go to Israel and find the most wise of all Rabbi's and ship him over to Vatican city. Problem... the rabbi can only speak yiddish and the pope's yiddish ain't so hot, so again, in his infinate wisdom, the pope decides on a silent debate. The pope kicks it off by raising 3 fingers, the rabbi responds with 1 finger. The pope move his hand in a circular motion above his head, the rabbi points to the floor. the pope pulls out the communion wafer and a chalace of wine, the rabbi pulls out an apple.
The Pope rises and declares "You are victorious, the Jewish community can remain here in Italy" he bows gratiously to the rabbi. All the priest surrond the pope in confusion"what happened?" they cried....."well, i raise 3 fingers to represent the trinity of christ, he raised 1 finger to show me we are both under 1 god"
WAIT.... REST OF JOKE TO FOLLOW
2007-03-08 11:49:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"and....?"
"I waved my hand round my head to say that god was all around us, he pointed to the floor to remind me that god was here between us in this debate"
"i showed him the wine and wafer to say how Christ absolved us of our sins, he showed me the apple to remind me of Eve and original sin.... the guy had an answer for everything so I let the buggers stay!"
The rabbi's surrounded the chief rabbi"what happened....?"
"U never believe wot that F**ker said to me...we've got 3 days to leave the country!...Not 1 of us is leaving i said!"
"he waved his hand around to say he wants to clear the whole country of us jews! Were staying right here mr pope... right F**kin here i told him"
"then what... then what??"
"not sure really... we broke for lunch and he told me i won!"
2007-03-08 11:57:11 · update #1
It will never ever happen. . .ever.
2007-03-08 11:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by Matticus Kole 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No matter what the Pope says, he is not God. So people can choose to be in what ever religion they want. I'm staying with my religion, and I'm sure many Italians who are not catholic feel the same. Any ways this is only a joke which Ive heard years ago.
2007-03-08 11:55:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before, not bad 7/10
2007-03-08 20:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
? I have no idea what the rest of your joke will say ?
However, I am sure I will not be amused. If I am wrong I will star your next ten questions....... lol
2007-03-08 11:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by bubblybassoonist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Where's the rest of the joke?
2007-03-08 11:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arghhh!!!!! Tell me the rest!
You've done it on purpose, you're not going to tell the rest are you? You big meanie!
You SOB, how dissapointed I am! you must try harder!!!!!
2007-03-08 11:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty hilarious!!!
2007-03-08 12:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay...what now?
2007-03-08 11:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Dynamite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋