Entertainment & Music - 8 March 2007

I accidentaly covered the right side of the violin body near the "f" hole with rosin cuz my bow position was not so straight.. And I don't have any product that could get it off... And I don't wantto scratch it with anything.. How can I clean it without harming the wood or the paint?

2007-03-08 22:36:50 · 8 answers · asked by Shadow Song 4 in Music

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Can anyone tell me where I can find cheap sugared almonds?

2007-03-08 22:35:57 · 6 answers · asked by Michelle A 1 in Music

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Who are your favourite authors?

Mine are Jane Austen and Charles Dickens. And of course Enid Blyton.

2007-03-08 22:35:50 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you answer for two points or you have other reasons?

2007-03-08 22:34:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Guys, do you exercises with your girls?

I do talk about real exercises, not bed ones. ;-)

2007-03-08 22:33:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how many of you are buzzed right now?

2007-03-08 22:32:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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loki on exams?

The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examinations in
Swindon Wiltshire. These are genuine responses (from 16 year olds).

Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Sociology
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,
E, O
U, and I.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like
umbrellas.

English
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its aning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Technology
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head

2007-03-08 22:31:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Tanning? Which is better or you? (--,)?

UV rays tanning?
Spray tanning?
or the natural tanning (sun)? (--,)

-Mine is the natural tanning but the thing is I get carried away when I'm having too much fun under the sun that I easily have sun burns & I just hate the tan lines.

2007-03-08 22:31:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who knows what the song is called on the pepsi ad?

And who sings it? (its the one that goes hey now now, oh now now)

2007-03-08 22:31:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Do you ask simply for asking or you really have something to ask?

2007-03-08 22:29:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you change your answers, if majority of other answers are just opposite of yours.?

2007-03-08 22:28:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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another joke from loki?

A little girl went into a pet shop and asked "Excuthe me, do you haf
any widdle wabbits?". The shop keeper's heart melted. He got down on
his knees so that he was on her level and said "Do you want a widdle
white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit? Or maybe one like that
widdle bwown one over there?". The little girl blushed, rocked on her
heels, put her hands on her knees, leaned forward and
whispered....... "I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a fuc".

2007-03-08 22:27:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Skins, what happened in Russia?

Can any one tell me what happened in Skins when they went to Russia and update me on the Tony, Sid, Michelle story?! I have missed the last 2 and can't find out aywhere!

2007-03-08 22:27:42 · 5 answers · asked by lily_sammie 3 in Television

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Who is the banker on Deal or No Deal?

Does anyone know who the banker is?

2007-03-08 22:27:42 · 2 answers · asked by kelsey 5 in Television

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Has anyone seen "GRIDIRON GANG", if yes is it any good if you are a Rock fan?

The reason is it's just come to Australia, but it's go straight to DVD. So is it worth seeing?

2007-03-08 22:27:36 · 7 answers · asked by MousieLovesGod 3 in Movies

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Golfing Trip?

Two guys went golfing one day, and on first swing, each guy hit his ball so hard he couldn't find where it went. They searched and searched, until finally, an hour later, the first guy found his in a field of buttercups. He was so mad that it took him an hour to find the ball, that he went crazy, swinging his golf club at the buttercups, destroying them. A genie appeared, and said " you have destroyed mother nature's creation. Since you killed the buttercups, you will be cursed for the rest of your life. You can never have butter again. This means no butter for your popcorn, no butter on your potatoes, no butter for anything...ever!" The guy was startled at this, and he noticed his friend across the field. His friend screamed "Hey, I found my ball. It's over here in this field of pussywillows." And the other guy yelled "DON'T SWING, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SWING!!"

2007-03-08 22:27:18 · 2 answers · asked by queenB 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is punk rock?

What is the speciality of punk rock & what makes it different from rock?

2007-03-08 22:26:38 · 9 answers · asked by fiona l 1 in Music

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which do you like better. cheese spread or the the stuff in a can?

2007-03-08 22:26:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How many politicians does it take to replace a light bulb?

Five

one to change it, the rest to screw it.

2007-03-08 22:24:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Would you have your son, an ordained Jehovah Witness Minister, perform your wedding ceremony even though.....?

.....you are 99.9% heathen?

2007-03-08 22:24:25 · 15 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Dawson's creek?

i have two questions about this show one what happened on the last episode and two where is this show suppose to be located at? i know it was filmed in north carolina and at the end of the episodes it says outerbanks entertainment so was it shot in outerbanks north carolina? just curious

2007-03-08 22:24:23 · 4 answers · asked by kiki1977 4 in Television

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If you could serve your anger as a main course, how many people would you be able to feed?

2007-03-08 22:24:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys