Five
one to change it, the rest to screw it.
2007-03-08 22:24:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If its Al Gore
First he'll make a 1 Billion dollar movie about it.
Then his rich Halliburton pals will set up a sweat shop in Guatemala to make the "enviro" light bulbs
They will make them for 2 cents each
Then he'll form a meaningful committee with 100 of his closest friends as paid consultants. To delegate the menial work.
Then a local illegal mexican will charge every US citizen $45 to install one.
Of which Manuel will get 75 cents. Al gets the rest.
So Al actually never changes one. He just gets wealthier from the deal.
2007-03-08 22:33:42 · answer #1 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And I always thought it was 21.
One to change it and 20 to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done!
2007-03-09 06:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Politicians stink! 10/10!
2007-03-09 06:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nine. One to change it, one to hold the steps, and the other seven to form a committee to find out the economics of it all.
2007-03-09 06:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many countrysingers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Three, one to screw it in and the two others to sing about the old one.
2007-03-09 06:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Politicians should be eradicated
2007-03-09 06:47:31 · answer #6 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they left that job for the secret service.........
2007-03-09 06:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
None, but they'll take credit for it anyway.
2007-03-09 06:28:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur question?
2007-03-09 06:27:47 · answer #9 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny.....and true
2007-03-09 06:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋