The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examinations in
Swindon Wiltshire. These are genuine responses (from 16 year olds).
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Sociology
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,
E, O
U, and I.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like
umbrellas.
English
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its aning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Technology
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head
2007-03-08 22:31:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they were fantastic have you got any more?
by the way love the name 'Loki'
2007-03-09 00:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by Berni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frankie, Charlie , Mickey and Ronny Vallee.
Golden shower
When a rabbi does a circumcision
When a Blackpool builders moons near the seaside
Piles on the bums of hampsters
Your date gets bigger
Flaming truckdriver's crotch
Buy fresher yoghurt
I'll check in my Chinese body parts supplier catalogue
A porky, Una
A vein attempt at humour
Babybellybreak
semen that's blue
Morning sickness in the Mile High Club Lounge
Gus the clown ...Hes fun and his real name is Gustav
Icious is how Jude looked after the cement truck ran her over.
2nd letter no in german
What a Pakistani plumbers head looks like after hes fallen down a toilet. No wait.... that a turdban.
2007-03-09 06:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 A+ go to the top of the class!!
2007-03-09 06:39:33 · answer #3 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I love reading these sorts of things! They're so amusing - must be a little refreshing break for the examiners having to mark hundreds of the same questions!! lol
2007-03-09 06:38:08 · answer #4 · answered by Cat burgler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, sounds a bit like my old school, some very good ones in there.
2007-03-09 06:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Dumb kids! 10/10!
2007-03-09 06:45:15 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO- i love those!! i myself never had the guts to answer anything like that... but i wanted to! â¥
2007-03-09 06:58:23 · answer #7 · answered by lynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are great
i really like the keep it in the cow one
hahahahahahaha
thanks
x
2007-03-09 06:48:46 · answer #8 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
out of the mouth of babes
2007-03-09 07:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If ppl really answered them like this they are so stupid.
2007-03-09 13:47:08 · answer #10 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋