Entertainment & Music - 8 March 2007

This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.



A minister was completing aTemperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."


With even greate r emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."


And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river."



Sermon complete, he sat down.



The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,

let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."



Smile, life is too short not to !!
See you at the river.

2007-03-08 22:56:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-08 22:56:30 · 12 answers · asked by Jason 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Just Me♥

2007-03-08 22:56:21 · 14 answers · asked by Žɐɓɑɲɐ 1 in Polls & Surveys

An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction, and went down. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals.

They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.

The Chief said, "Yes!"

When asked where the crew was, the Chief replied, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi."

The Rescue crew were shocked. One man asked, "Did you eat their legs?"

The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi."

2007-03-08 22:55:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

That was scary. They were so serious. When I relized my error I ran home. Has that ever happened to you?

2007-03-08 22:55:37 · 14 answers · asked by Baw 7 in Polls & Surveys

now names are being shown with top contributor has it put you off when picking for a best answer or make you drawn to them when picking ?

2007-03-08 22:55:18 · 22 answers · asked by Nutty Girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

I remember seeing Return of the Jedi as one the first lvie action films My dad ever took me too, and yes crying when the ewok got shot. SHUT UP!, its an important moment. How and when did star wars effect you. Not so much the fav moment bit but the thing that got you to, stand up to a bully, or think your way out of some trouble?

2007-03-08 22:55:03 · 40 answers · asked by comicbookrob 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-08 22:54:46 · 4 answers · asked by rosky 1 in Other - Entertainment

A man and his girlfriend are at a bar, and the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back, she's crying, so her boyfriend asks her what happened.

"As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long!"

The boyfriend stood up from his stool and took off his jacket.

"He also said he wants to do me all night long!" By this time, the boyfriend was furious and started walking toward the pool table.

"He said he wants to drink beer from my v*g!n@ all night!" The boyfriend stopped, turned around, sat back up on his stool, and grabbed his beer.

His girlfriend was stunned and asked why he wasn't doing anything about the jerk at the pool table.

The boyfriend said, "Sorry love, but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer!"

2007-03-08 22:54:22 · 19 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

And what kind of music do you think Bloc Party are, Rock? a bit of other things?Thanks ; ) ; )

2007-03-08 22:54:06 · 1 answers · asked by Morgan J 3 in Music

i got bored so i asked a stupuid question lol

2007-03-08 22:54:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Should I bring it back to da chavs?

2007-03-08 22:53:40 · 18 answers · asked by ms vicci pollard 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 22:53:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just Me♥

2007-03-08 22:53:26 · 10 answers · asked by Žɐɓɑɲɐ 1 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone rememeber an epodoid of Lost (i thought it was the final eposoid of the 1st season) where these 2 russian (i think) guys were on a boat, playing cards, and then an alarm went off and they called a woman who i think was in bed....who was this woman and nobody else seems to remember this...i am imagining it?

2007-03-08 22:52:29 · 7 answers · asked by Meg 2 in Television

What do you think about each of the final 12 contestants, and who do you think really does deserve to be in those positions?
What do you think about the final four people who were eliminated (Antonella, Jarred, Sundance & Sabrina)?

2007-03-08 22:52:08 · 9 answers · asked by asiabunny 3 in Television

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.

The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol, the Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.

2007-03-08 22:52:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

.......headache

2007-03-08 22:51:55 · 10 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do u think dey look like each other....omg i somtimes get confused!

2007-03-08 22:51:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-08 22:51:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hmmmmm
^_^

2007-03-08 22:50:21 · 31 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

they had an english contest and there was an egyptian invited, the judges asked him " if you want to call someone to come to you what will you say" the egyptian said " come here" , they applaused to him and asked him "if you want him to go there what will you tell him?", he said " ill go there and tell him come here"

2007-03-08 22:50:16 · 11 answers · asked by 123 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-08 22:49:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Day left to live,What would your last meal be..

2007-03-08 22:48:31 · 37 answers · asked by Bella 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 22:48:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 22:47:39 · 25 answers · asked by mjoy_zee 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-08 22:47:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want to know who was voted off today

2007-03-08 22:46:40 · 7 answers · asked by Qasim Z 1 in Television

2007-03-08 22:45:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ashton Kutcher
Orlando Bloom
Jonny Depp
Rob Lowe
John Mellencamp
Luke Wilson

2007-03-08 22:45:35 · 26 answers · asked by brandy 2 in Celebrities