A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol, the Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
2007-03-08 22:52:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?"
And the New Yorker responds, "So much for your canoe you stupid cannibal!
2007-03-08 22:52:16 · update #1
lol.....ahhhh and who said the New Yorkers ar'nt smart.....
2007-03-08 22:56:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure - that replaced right into a real hoot - I enjoyed it - incredibly with the fast unexpected clipped one line ending. ROTFALMFAO. yet truly - in case you think of approximately it, that isn't "undesirable information." i could truly choose for to be attentive to that i could be going to heaven - yet no longer so quickly. I even have too plenty unfinished enterprise down here that i ought to finished first..
2016-12-14 14:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny but sick! 9/10!
2007-03-08 22:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gotta love New York and the Yorkers!!!!!!!
lool: Laugh Outrageously Out Loud
2007-03-09 00:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol haha
2007-03-08 22:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2007-03-09 00:01:17 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort of funny...
2007-03-08 22:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by samantha.swan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck yuck self torture
2007-03-08 23:04:02 · answer #8 · answered by depressed_gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty good
2007-03-08 23:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋