Entertainment & Music - 6 March 2007

I got the easy ones like police - roxanne, jefferson starship - sarah, brooks and dunn - my maira, beach boys - help me rhonda... can anyone help me think of more?

2007-03-06 17:31:00 · 13 answers · asked by all unknowing 2 in Music

A little old man shuffled slowly into the "Orange Dipper," an ice cream parlor in Trailer Estates, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis!"

2007-03-06 17:29:54 · 11 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Jokes & Riddles

im gonna get a dog
and i want a good dog
one that i won't regret getting!
and i want a protective and playful dog!!
HELP ME!

2007-03-06 17:29:47 · 16 answers · asked by i tell it how it is! 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-03-06 17:29:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

think about that, what if their parents had died and naruto was the last of the uzumaki clan, or what if they changed his name to make people think he wasnt related to the fourth at all, obviously only the sannin and the hokage know who naruto really is, so in order to save his brother and the village, the fourth sacrificed himself and sealed the kyubi to make naruto a hero, but it backfired since most or the village resents him, any opinions?

2007-03-06 17:29:19 · 16 answers · asked by kyubi naruto 2 in Comics & Animation

1. Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about himself/herself.

2. When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.

3. Without asking, eat off of your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than they do.

4. Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full, and spray crumbs. If a crumb lands anywhere near your date, pick up the crumb, put it in your mouth and say, "I'm all about conservation."

5. Eat everything on your plate within 30 seconds of it being placed in front of you.

6. Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant. Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask them, "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

7. Recite graphic limericks to the people at the table next to you.

8. Ask the people at neighboring tables for food from their plates.

2007-03-06 17:28:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-06 17:28:36 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 17:28:25 · 6 answers · asked by Valerie 2 in Music

hey does anyone know where i could find any ricky nelson memorabilia cuz i can only find ppl like james dean elvis presley and marilyn monroe...but ricky nelson was a legend too!!!

2007-03-06 17:28:02 · 2 answers · asked by miranda 2 in Celebrities

Idle nonsense. I think that all of my questions would sound better under that heading. Any other Ideas?

2007-03-06 17:27:10 · 30 answers · asked by Jamin 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 17:26:45 · 1 answers · asked by Knighten Daise 1 in Music

One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan."

After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife, but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

William was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half-sister too, William. I'm awfully sorry about this."

2007-03-06 17:26:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now
that
Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel
good
and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem when suddenly the door bell rang. Before Grandma could say anything, the little boy ran fast to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."


The minister fainted.

2007-03-06 17:26:00 · 8 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Jokes & Riddles

ooh.... i really admire her.

2007-03-06 17:25:40 · 8 answers · asked by Alex 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-06 17:24:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young man bought a new pair of boots, of which he was very proud. So he decided to go dancing and give them a try. After dancing with one lady for a few minutes, he said, "I bet you I can guess the color of your p*nties."

"Okay," she replied. "What color do you think they are?"

"Blue," he answered.

"How did you know that?" she asked.

"I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots," he said.

"Here," she said, "dance with my sister and tell her what color she has on."

After dancing a while, the young man started rubbing his toes on his p*nt cuffs, then started to dance again. After a few minutes he asked the second lady, "What color p*nties do you have on? I can't seem to make them out."

To which she replied, "I don't have any p*nties on."

With a sigh of relief the young man said, "Oh good. For a minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots."

2007-03-06 17:23:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-06 17:22:24 · 8 answers · asked by dawn 1 in Music

2007-03-06 17:22:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or a day job

2007-03-06 17:22:12 · 27 answers · asked by elain h 2 in Polls & Surveys

Kevin Federline or Britney Spears

2007-03-06 17:21:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 17:21:20 · 27 answers · asked by Billy Jack 1 in Polls & Surveys

should i do what Banana says?

2007-03-06 17:21:19 · 20 answers · asked by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 17:20:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's really annoying..and Inconveniant..Thanks!!! :)

2007-03-06 17:20:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 17:20:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What will happen to me? I'm worried.

2007-03-06 17:20:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

40-ish = 52 and looking for 25-year-old
Athletic = Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking = Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back
Educated = Will always treat you like an idi*t
Free Spirit = Sl**ps with your sister
Friendship first = As long as friendship involves n*dity
Fun = Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking = Arrog*nt
Honest = Pathological Liar
Huggable = Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle = Insecure, overly dependent
Mature = Until you get to know him
Open-minded = Wants to sl**p with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit = I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet = Has written on a b*throom st*ll
Spiritual = Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter
Sunday Stable = Occasional st*lker, but never ar*ested
Thoughtful = Says "Please" when demanding a beer

2007-03-06 17:20:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In todays American culture- criticism of taboos and stereotypes is funny since it's something we haven't as a culture truly confronted- she makes us uncomfortable and think so I believe her comedy represents alot of peoples thoughts and ideas and belive she deserves to be commended as much as Chappelle for his comdy shows pokes at racism in America as well as Richard Pryor and Chis Rock. Silverman is essentially a young Jewish woman who understands race in America really well and twists it into comedy-anyone else agree? disagree?

2007-03-06 17:19:15 · 5 answers · asked by dpileofashes 2 in Celebrities

Jamie?

It's my name.

♥

2007-03-06 17:18:54 · 27 answers · asked by ~○~Linkin_Park_Lover~○~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 17:18:48 · 3 answers · asked by watshznam 1 in Polls & Surveys