A young man bought a new pair of boots, of which he was very proud. So he decided to go dancing and give them a try. After dancing with one lady for a few minutes, he said, "I bet you I can guess the color of your p*nties."
"Okay," she replied. "What color do you think they are?"
"Blue," he answered.
"How did you know that?" she asked.
"I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots," he said.
"Here," she said, "dance with my sister and tell her what color she has on."
After dancing a while, the young man started rubbing his toes on his p*nt cuffs, then started to dance again. After a few minutes he asked the second lady, "What color p*nties do you have on? I can't seem to make them out."
To which she replied, "I don't have any p*nties on."
With a sigh of relief the young man said, "Oh good. For a minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots."
2007-03-06 17:23:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haa ha, loved it. Not heard that one before.
Don`t you just love the way f250luss...has spelt that out for ya......... grandad!!! ;)
Faf, that`s:
F...Funny
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f.... ;) I have enough violations!!
10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-09 04:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
after picking myself up off the floor i must say that is a very funny joke.
2007-03-06 17:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YAh funnyyy
2007-03-06 17:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL yes it make me laugh out loud
2007-03-06 17:28:22 · answer #4 · answered by fallen_angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-03-06 17:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by mommyfor4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-03-06 17:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by onnabonona 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-06 17:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmho
r -rolling
o -on
t -the
f -floor
l -laughing
m -my
h -head
o -off
2007-03-06 17:28:58 · answer #8 · answered by f250lusso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gigglely at least.
2007-03-06 17:28:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, it almost made me laugh (I smiled andd giggled a little)!
2007-03-06 19:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋