One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan."
After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife, but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
William was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June."
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half-sister too, William. I'm awfully sorry about this."
2007-03-06 17:26:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."
His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father."
2007-03-06 17:26:23 · update #1
soccer lover
he is not getting any points
2007-03-07 11:36:05 · update #2
Good one Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-03-06 18:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't see that coming, very good!
NOTE TO JAM123: You always say 10/10 or very good or best one yet, or something along those lines. Gets kinda boring... And which one do you truely think is the best? Make up your mind!
2007-03-07 03:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
loved this one, heard one with Bush as the father!
10/10 *
Tink xxx
Hey "soccer lover", don`t be so truculent!!! What exactly has he done to you then!?? Jeeez!!!!
(Sorry prince, I don`t like arsey comments like that!) xxxxxx
2007-03-09 13:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was very funny. e-mailed it to a friend
2007-03-07 02:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes whos the daddy was funny.
2007-03-07 07:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
2007-03-07 01:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by k.webb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i read here like bout 10 times, n yea its funny!!!
2007-03-07 05:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow that's a nice joke
funny very funny
i like it
2007-03-07 02:13:40 · answer #8 · answered by 1111 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fuuuunnnnnnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!!
2007-03-07 05:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny... LOL
2007-03-07 01:31:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋