Entertainment & Music - 6 March 2007

An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a l*sb*an who is waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.

"Tell you what, I'll sle*p with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my v*br*tor can't!" the l*sbi*n smirks.

The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your v*br*tor buy the next round of drinks!"

Girlfriend: "And are you sure you love me and no one else?"

Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."

At one of the last all-girl schools in Dallas years ago, the instructor in a "Charm Course" was urging her students to give their escorts every chance to be gallant.

"Remain seated in the truck until he has had time to step around and open the door for you," she said. Then, returning to reality, she added, "But, if the big, dumb galoot is in the restaurant ordering his steak, don't wait any longer."

2007-03-06 17:07:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When was the last time you cry?? What makes you cry? Do you cry when you watch movies?

2007-03-06 17:06:32 · 14 answers · asked by carlota_2312 2 in Polls & Surveys

or dr.peper

2007-03-06 17:06:27 · 50 answers · asked by elain h 2 in Polls & Surveys

I heard this song last year while I was in Turkey. I saw the video on NTV music channel but I never got the artist's name or song title. It was a Latin pop male vocalist (Ricky Martin, Enrique..etc). Some of lyrics are " do you remember..it was a Latin summer day...do you remember the games we used to play....Don't forget the Latin summer...oh,oh). It was a mid -tempo song and very catchy.I don't know if it was released in the states but seem to be very popular in Europe. There was a reggaton remix done later last year in 2006.Does anyone have any suggestions about how I may find this song and artist? It is racking my brain. Thanks in advance

2007-03-06 17:06:17 · 3 answers · asked by blackturkdog 1 in Music

PLEASE HELP! Do you know of a fun, funky character I could dress up like? I am a teen girl.

2007-03-06 17:05:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

ictures from your yearbook in high school?

2007-03-06 17:05:33 · 10 answers · asked by chimpus_incompetus 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have just cleared ny XII class. i have a very good voice. and i want to become RJ. i have no experience but i m a very confident girl and can prove it.

2007-03-06 17:04:56 · 3 answers · asked by sadu 1 in Other - Entertainment

tell my soul that i cheated on her with other girl?
what my soul's reaction gonna be like?

2007-03-06 17:04:21 · 5 answers · asked by stang girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

What was it? How did you feel? How'd you deal with it and when did you get over it?


Today, somebody stole my video Ipod. I know that it is just an Ipod, but it was expensive (250) and I had gotten it as a gift for christmas. Gift have special meanings to me and it was something that I really appreciated. My parents work hard for the money they earn and I feel like it just went to waste. I feel like its MY fault that it got stolen. It's amazing how dishonest and ignorant people are these days....

2007-03-06 17:03:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-06 17:03:45 · 5 answers · asked by jack jack 7 in Polls & Surveys

she sounds so odd lately

2007-03-06 17:03:30 · 2 answers · asked by ? 6 in Television

Can it seriously get any better? These are my top 3 favourites at the mo. Which out of these 3 do you like the best and why?

2007-03-06 17:03:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

how do i find a song that was played on the radio march 4th 2007 between 1:00 am and 2:30 am? it is kind of a trancy song with a female vocalist. It was on 103.5 or 104.5 in Toronto. does anyone have an answer?"

2007-03-06 17:03:07 · 2 answers · asked by shari l 1 in Music

i could get you before i go to bed

2007-03-06 17:02:52 · 17 answers · asked by ICEMAN 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a young composer (15 years old) and I've been playing the piano for at least seven years. I'm fairly good at it, considering I haven't had any official practical examinations. I am learning music theory, though.

I compose music for the piano, but I also want to learn how to compose for other instruments, building my way up to an entire orchestra. I want to be able to take advantage of the way the instruments sound, while also knowing what they are capable of.

I have several computer notation programs, a piano, an electric keyboard with different sounds, and an imagination to work with. I know that orchestration and instrumentation are the sorts of things you learn by doing them, but where do I begin learning? What sorts of things should I try to compose first (I am primarily interested in classical music, but I'm open-minded)? Are there websites with guides on this topic?

2007-03-06 17:02:51 · 5 answers · asked by buckleylerose 3 in Music

B/c I totally am!

2007-03-06 17:02:49 · 10 answers · asked by Barlow 6 in Polls & Surveys

One sunny afternoon, two guys on the beach, trying their best to impress the babes.

First dude: "I'm not having much luck with the women here, pal."

Second dude: "Try putting a potato down in your swim trunks. The babes will love that."

First dude, three or four hours later: "Hey man. I tried that potato trick you told me about and it seems like I'm getting shunned even worse than before."

Second dude: Looking him over: "Uh ... Try putting it down the FRONT of your trunks, Dude."

The woman asked her redneck lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"

"Sure," he replied. "What's your phone number?

2007-03-06 17:02:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm ready and willing to become your friend;)!

2007-03-06 17:01:54 · 22 answers · asked by Barlow 6 in Polls & Surveys

I love to cook, and no recipe needed!

2007-03-06 17:01:15 · 37 answers · asked by Damn!™sumgirl 4 in Polls & Surveys

Nothing too fancy, he still needs to shovel the walkway and give me a foot rub before his bed time.

2007-03-06 17:00:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so where can I see it? I am not some serial killer, just LOVE the horror and gore!!!!

2007-03-06 17:00:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

bharat

2007-03-06 17:00:10 · 13 answers · asked by bharat g 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 17:00:04 · 9 answers · asked by jodi 2 in Television

i have kinda pale tanish skin, the area around my eye lid is dak, i have dark brow/black hair, brown eyes, meduim lenghth, and kinda a larger nose..i can't wear eye liner..what shades of colors are good for my eyes...how about my lipgloss-light, or dark..this is in polls and surveys because i wanna see wat each person thinks difgfrently...

2007-03-06 16:59:19 · 6 answers · asked by MEOW 3 in Polls & Surveys

Um...and hurry please...i hear Sirens!! Thanks ever so much!! :)...Smile People!! This crowd needs to lighten up!!! ;)

2007-03-06 16:59:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

which one was funnier, and which one made Marcy funnier?

2007-03-06 16:58:44 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Television

2007-03-06 16:58:20 · 13 answers · asked by Rogue Tomato 2 in Polls & Surveys

A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island. As he washes ashore, he sees a women passed out in the sand. Able to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford. Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man.

Days and weeks go by, and they're making passionate l*ve morning, noon and night. True Heaven on earth in the man's eyes. Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum.

"What's the matter, sweetheart?" she asks. "We have a wonderful life together and I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?"

He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting on my shirt and p*nts?"

"Sure," she says, "if it'll help." He takes off his shirt and p*nts and she puts it on.

"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on your face?" he asks. "Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does so.

2007-03-06 16:58:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My sun is Leo with scorpio rising..and i do not see myself like a scorpio at all...yet i have heard that we are sometimes more like our rising sign than our sun sign.

2007-03-06 16:57:40 · 9 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Horoscopes

I remember back in the day, if i really liked a song, i would have to either wait for it to come on the radio, the music video, or BUY THE CD.

Nowadays, you can download an entire cd off the internet, or if youre just looking for 1 specific song, you can just download it on limewire or something. I think this is ruining the quality of music, the artists arent trying anymore, nor making any money.

2007-03-06 16:57:00 · 6 answers · asked by alizonic 1 in Music