One sunny afternoon, two guys on the beach, trying their best to impress the babes.
First dude: "I'm not having much luck with the women here, pal."
Second dude: "Try putting a potato down in your swim trunks. The babes will love that."
First dude, three or four hours later: "Hey man. I tried that potato trick you told me about and it seems like I'm getting shunned even worse than before."
Second dude: Looking him over: "Uh ... Try putting it down the FRONT of your trunks, Dude."
The woman asked her redneck lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure," he replied. "What's your phone number?
2007-03-06
17:02:02
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