A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island. As he washes ashore, he sees a women passed out in the sand. Able to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford. Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man.
Days and weeks go by, and they're making passionate l*ve morning, noon and night. True Heaven on earth in the man's eyes. Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum.
"What's the matter, sweetheart?" she asks. "We have a wonderful life together and I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?"
He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting on my shirt and p*nts?"
"Sure," she says, "if it'll help." He takes off his shirt and p*nts and she puts it on.
"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on your face?" he asks. "Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does so.
2007-03-06 16:58:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?" She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the other direction.
They meet up half way around the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says, "Dude! You'll never believe who I'm sl**ping with!"
2007-03-06 16:59:05 · update #1
Lmao
A nice one to start my day, excellent!
10/10 * 2 ya,
Tink xx
2007-03-09 00:19:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, although I've never heard it before, the fact that the gorgeous girl in the joke is Cindy Crawford makes me think it's an OLDIE. Cindy is still beautiful, but she hasn't been in the limelight lately ... at least not enough to have a joke with her name in it.
Funny or not? NOT that much ... did give me a slight chuckle, but on a scale of 1 - 10 (highest), I'd give it a "4".
2007-03-06 17:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who's cindy crawford? but i understand the concept.. want to brag about it... y'know that's really distaseful and i would never do it, but i know that it's accepted in our culture as normal.
2007-03-06 17:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of it, but kind of a flat joke. Sorry.
2007-03-06 17:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Can't wait to tell a man can he ha ha.!!!
2007-03-06 19:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA I've never heard that one! it was funny :o)
2007-03-06 17:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder your a top contributor...great!!
2007-03-09 06:55:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! That was funny!!
2007-03-06 17:02:53 · answer #8 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... no, really. first time i've ever written "lol", and actually did. :)
2007-03-06 17:02:42 · answer #9 · answered by Misty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old and not
2007-03-06 17:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋