An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a l*sb*an who is waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.
"Tell you what, I'll sle*p with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my v*br*tor can't!" the l*sbi*n smirks.
The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your v*br*tor buy the next round of drinks!"
Girlfriend: "And are you sure you love me and no one else?"
Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."
At one of the last all-girl schools in Dallas years ago, the instructor in a "Charm Course" was urging her students to give their escorts every chance to be gallant.
"Remain seated in the truck until he has had time to step around and open the door for you," she said. Then, returning to reality, she added, "But, if the big, dumb galoot is in the restaurant ordering his steak, don't wait any longer."
2007-03-06 17:07:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one's.!!!
2007-03-06 19:39:29 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I loved `em ;)
10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-09 08:36:54 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was funny but the other 3 are lame
2007-03-07 01:37:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My greatgrandmother tells better jokes!
2007-03-07 01:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-03-07 01:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny.
2007-03-07 07:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Liked all of them!
2007-03-07 01:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha all these were funny :oD
2007-03-07 01:19:47 · answer #8 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great!!!! good job
2007-03-07 01:17:55 · answer #9 · answered by Caramel~Bliss~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAAAT!
2007-03-07 01:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by Ericqua 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋