40-ish = 52 and looking for 25-year-old
Athletic = Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking = Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back
Educated = Will always treat you like an idi*t
Free Spirit = Sl**ps with your sister
Friendship first = As long as friendship involves n*dity
Fun = Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking = Arrog*nt
Honest = Pathological Liar
Huggable = Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle = Insecure, overly dependent
Mature = Until you get to know him
Open-minded = Wants to sl**p with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit = I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet = Has written on a b*throom st*ll
Spiritual = Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter
Sunday Stable = Occasional st*lker, but never ar*ested
Thoughtful = Says "Please" when demanding a beer
2007-03-06 17:20:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Who`s back on form then clever boy!
Which one are you then? Cuddles? ;)
10/10.
Here`s a well deserved * Excellent!
Tink xx
2007-03-09 04:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one's Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
How True.!!!
2007-03-06 18:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of them seem true very funny.
2007-03-06 23:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
i like funny stuf
i like this
i like this because it is funny
2007-03-06 17:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by f250lusso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yip - I do agree
2007-03-06 19:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by Juanita L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it.One of your best yet.
2007-03-09 06:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋