Entertainment & Music - 1 March 2007

and please explain why you picked them!

2007-03-01 01:48:54 · 7 answers · asked by captain jack sparrow 2 in Celebrities

Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, "You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't give me any trouble." The little boy, too startled to do anything stands there in shock. The Blonde then pulls out a note that reads:

I am a desperate Blonde hard up for money. I have kidnapped your kid and if you ever want to see him again you arrange for 5,000 dollars in non-sequencial, unmarked bills to be put next to this tree by 12:00 tonight, or else.

She hands the note to the kid and tells him to give it to his mother. The next day the Blonde finds the bag of money next to the tree. Inside the bag is a little note that reads:

Here is the money. How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?

2007-03-01 01:48:41 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

under the sea,
in an octopusses garden,
with me ?

2007-03-01 01:48:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 01:48:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

need stuff to download im borad

2007-03-01 01:48:11 · 11 answers · asked by Emo Is Love 1 in Music

2007-03-01 01:48:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 01:47:56 · 3 answers · asked by cairo_kittens 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I`ve got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.

The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don`t forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.

Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife`s hand on the stump.

"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I`ll see what I can do!"

2007-03-01 01:47:06 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-01 01:46:53 · 2 answers · asked by virginialadies 1 in Music

2007-03-01 01:46:43 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

There was a scene where Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity went to see the Merrill Vinci and the Merrill Vinci talked about cause and effect and the movie showed a woman across the room being served a chocolate cake and once she ate the first bite she had to leave to go to the bathroom. What was that all about? What was going on with that woman? And the movie showed the camera going between the woman's legs and there was an explosion. What was that all about?

2007-03-01 01:46:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-01 01:45:19 · 4 answers · asked by mafia man 3 in Movies

online episodes 22-29 of detective conan.

2007-03-01 01:44:34 · 2 answers · asked by anna g 2 in Comics & Animation

Simon may be respected in the business of marketing music, but if he is not a musician like Paula or Randy, how can his criticism be considered credible?

2007-03-01 01:43:55 · 11 answers · asked by The Answer Man 1 in Music

La La La La La La

2007-03-01 01:43:03 · 11 answers · asked by ~LAX Mom~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 01:42:59 · 12 answers · asked by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 in Music

who's really the sidekick, spongebob or patrick?

2007-03-01 01:42:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-01 01:42:34 · 1 answers · asked by Mrs Stevo 2 in Television

Deleted Question: guys want to score points with your lady; this is actually how she rates what you do?

Question Details: Social Engineering You stay by her side the entire party: 0 points. You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat: with a college drinking buddy: -2 named Tiffany: -4 Tiffany is a dancer: -6 Tiffany has implants: -8 Saturday Afternoons You visit her parents: +1 and actually make conversation: +3 and stare at the television: -3 and the television is off: -6 or, You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear: -6 And you didn't even go to college: -10 And it's not really your underwear: -15

Reason of Violation:Not a Question or Answer

2007-03-01 01:41:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is the dumbest thing you have done in your life.

2007-03-01 01:40:59 · 17 answers · asked by M V 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I got violated for saying Ooooeeeeeerrrr ! ... They said it was neither a question or answer. ................Well if it wasn't an answer what was it ?

2007-03-01 01:40:58 · 48 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 01:40:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-01 01:40:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Which celeb do u think will pop their clogs 1st?

2007-03-01 01:40:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-01 01:39:56 · 8 answers · asked by D8411 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 01:39:38 · 17 answers · asked by original bad boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

can anyone tell me if its based on a true story?

if it is, whats the story?

thanks.

2007-03-01 01:39:36 · 5 answers · asked by me 5 in Movies

I have shaken it several times but it's just "No Reply"

Any suggestions?

2007-03-01 01:39:20 · 13 answers · asked by Max Power 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 01:38:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-01 01:38:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys