Cn u give me any facts, jokes, or riddles, that would amaze me or make me laugh???

Answer 1

**A lion can mate with up to 50 lionesses in 1 day....however, a pigs orgasm lasts 30 mins!

I wanna be a pig in my next life....quality over quantity any day!


**The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

**Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate.

**On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

Answer 2

a few years ago, I spent a lot of time looking for the telephone number of Paula Jones. The obstacle was the fact there are many women in the US called Paula Jones. At last I thought (and I still think) I found the telephone of the right Paula Jones (for my historical research) And phoned (I was in Jerusalem at that time). I heard a woman's voice, and so the dialog with the woman on the telephone went:
Me: "Hallo, I am calling from Jerusalem, and I am conducting a historical research. So is it the telephone number of Paula Jones, who had that incident with President Clinton?"
Woman on the phone: "I don't think so".
Later, in Rodes, I told three giggling women tourists about this and that I wanted to ask her the 3 following questions:
Is he (Clinton) circumcised? (later I found out he is)
Did he have an erection? (late I found out he did)
Since you say "it" is curved, to what side is "it" curved, to the right or to the left? ("it" goes to the right, and then "it" makes a U-turn-"the turn you do when there are no cops around"-to the left. So "its" head is more to his left then "its" base).

Answer 3

The farmers wife is asleep when her husband throws open the bedroom door. startled she looks up to see the farmer standing there with a sheep under one arm
"this is the pig i f**k when you have a head ache" he says
his wife rolls her eyes and says " that's a sheep you idiot"
the farmer replies " i wasn't talking to you"