Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I`ve got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.
The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don`t forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.
Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife`s hand on the stump.
"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I`ll see what I can do!"
2007-03-01 01:47:06 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one! 12/10
2007-03-01 01:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-03-01 01:53:18 · answer #2 · answered by Roachy 2, 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one keep them coming 1 star
2007-03-01 01:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by stuartalan w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find this joke offensive to legs
2007-03-01 01:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by kelly S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
biggus dickuss
2007-03-01 02:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEEWWWWW! Funny tho'
2007-03-01 01:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG hang your head boy!!!
FAF ***
Tink xx
2007-03-01 21:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2007-03-01 01:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by ann n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me guess she was blonde too - im not that stupid
2007-03-01 04:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is so funny!!! lol
2007-03-01 01:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋