Entertainment & Music - 24 February 2007

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2007-02-24 23:19:40 · 18 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is it possible that DARKNESS is faster then LIGHT .... ?
coz Darkness is always there... EVERYWHERE,
while lights HAS to COME.....
Or should i say.....
Darkness reach every location in space-time before lights.

2007-02-24 23:18:52 · 23 answers · asked by naafraat 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 23:18:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm not a guy, but I think that's pretty f***ed up. You can do serious damage to a guy that way. I wouldn't even *think* about kicking a guy there unless he was about to do worse to me.

2007-02-24 23:16:21 · 14 answers · asked by The Mad Shillelagh 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 23:15:50 · 9 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

Went to a tarot card reader and 3 times the twin card came out, what does that mean?

2007-02-24 23:15:07 · 10 answers · asked by M E 1 in Horoscopes

I know someone who bought his wife a new set of false teeth!
It can only be one thing- and it must be bought. Not like paying off your house etc.

2007-02-24 23:14:34 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."

2007-02-24 23:14:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Color choices for my new loft. Short video below I took yesterday...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDFpnvugA9M

Yeah, I am going for bold colors.

2007-02-24 23:10:22 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was wondering if I can go on youtube and make a video about about Universal pictures cutting out a LOT of scenes from the True Lies DVD. I think more people need to know about what Universal have done to a great film, they have totally ruined it and Im not happy one bit with my purchase of this DVD. So just to recap, is it legal to make a video on youtube telling everyone about scenes being cut of the True Lies DVD released by Universal. I live in the UK, if that really matters or not....

2007-02-24 23:10:15 · 6 answers · asked by tabitoe 2 in Movies

would you?

2007-02-24 23:09:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I met mine in 4th grade....it has been 23 yrs of ups & downs...but remain best friends.....

2007-02-24 23:09:28 · 15 answers · asked by mysticfairy74 5 in Polls & Surveys

Where can I download this from? I'v tried everywhere!! Thanks

2007-02-24 23:09:22 · 7 answers · asked by Valmont's Gal 2 in Music

He's being burgled. He phones the police who tell him they are sorry but there is nobody availible to call on him at the moment. The man gets aggitated and informs them that he has a gun and he's very prepaired to use it. Within three mins there were several police units, the dog section and two helicopters flying around overhead. The captain himself gets out of an un-marked response vehicle and approaches the man. "I thought you said you had a gun?" Said the captain, "I thought you said you had nobody availible?" Said the man.

2007-02-24 23:08:51 · 5 answers · asked by florrie f 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Who Is The One In The Middle When They Sing -Venus

2007-02-24 23:08:39 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-02-24 23:06:38 · 18 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

it was last night! and awesome!!!! if you went,what was your favorite artist??? mine was hawk nelson!!!!! i LOVE them!

2007-02-24 23:05:58 · 1 answers · asked by Kalee♥ 4 in Celebrities

2007-02-24 23:04:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-24 23:04:15 · 8 answers · asked by astridtonto 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 23:04:09 · 12 answers · asked by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Give God what's right - not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

5. God grades on the cross, not the curve.

6. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

7. We don't change God's message - His message changes us.

8. The church is prayer-conditioned.

9. When God ordains, He sustains.

10. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

11. Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

12. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

13. Wisdom has two parts - 1) having a lot to say 2) not saying it.

14. Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.

15. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

16. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

17. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

18. Forbidden fruits create many jams.

19. Be ye fishers of men - you catch them & He'll clean them.

20. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

21. If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.

2007-02-24 23:03:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-24 23:01:31 · 12 answers · asked by michael f 1 in Celebrities

This can be anyone is the music industry that is a "Celebrity".....

2007-02-24 23:01:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I always thought it was the cafe owner guy?? but just seen another guy who looks like him? Dont watch it often.

2007-02-24 23:00:11 · 6 answers · asked by Crackers 2 in Television

2007-02-24 22:59:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 22:57:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

a male is driving his car at the correct speed limit 60
he looks in his mirror and sees a police man driving close behind
he panicks and speeds upto 80 , with that the police man sounds his siron , the male driver then speeds upto 100 , the police man continues to chase ,,
the male driver then reaches speeds over 130 until his motor
blew up , and he had to pull over .
the police man aproaches the driver and is furious ,, he demands
Why did you speed off when you saw me ???
i have had a very bad day ive been shot at, spat at , punched
and now i have to chase you , you better have a good reason!!!

(driver) my wife left me for a policeman and i thought it might have been you trying to give her back !!!

2007-02-24 22:56:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-24 22:55:55 · 36 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

my wwife rolled over and hit me with her house shoe. I said what was that for. and she replied "thats for being a lousy lover" i closed my eyes and thought about this for a moment, Then I picked up my house shoe and gaver her a whack. she sat up and said "What the hell was that for?" and I said "Thats for knowing the difference."



ok so I really am going to sleep now. PEACE

2007-02-24 22:54:58 · 7 answers · asked by molly 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-24 22:54:22 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys