1. Give God what's right - not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
5. God grades on the cross, not the curve.
6. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
7. We don't change God's message - His message changes us.
8. The church is prayer-conditioned.
9. When God ordains, He sustains.
10. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
11. Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
12. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
13. Wisdom has two parts - 1) having a lot to say 2) not saying it.
14. Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.
15. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
16. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
17. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
18. Forbidden fruits create many jams.
19. Be ye fishers of men - you catch them & He'll clean them.
20. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
21. If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.
2007-02-24 23:03:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
l believe in God so l appreciate all you've written.
2007-02-24 23:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, don't put a question mark where God puts a period... I know there is a menstruation joke here, I just need to find it... Seriously though, if God made us, did "he" not make our brains as well? Are we supposed to just blindly accept everything, or question it and come to our own truth? Oh, right, that is Devil talk. Just as "man's way leads to endless hope" Makes me real uncomfortable that I live in a country run by people who can't wait for Jesus to come back and grade us all on the cross. Guilt and fear seems to keep us all in line...
2007-02-25 08:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by theorem604 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad neateye 10 you a priests daughter hehe 10/10
2007-02-25 11:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't really a joke or a riddle. Maybe you should have posted it under Society and Culture.
2007-02-25 07:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bible bashers are a mennance to society...this should be a joke or a riddle not a heap of lame crap about god...maybe u should have posted this in the religion section?????
2007-02-25 07:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by dan_dav82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another happy clapper sneaks a sermon in on my favourite page.
I log in to read some good jokes not to have your religion appear before me , can you do me a big favour and keep it to yourself it is of no interest at all to me, or post it on the myths and folklore site where it can be appreciated by like minded morons
2007-02-25 10:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by mac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God!
2007-02-25 10:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That's good - they might not make you laugh or puzzle you but the meanings are good!
2007-02-25 07:21:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does a dyslexic insomniac agnostic do?
lies awake thinking about the meaning of dog
gotta say, I prefer my one liner
2007-02-25 07:12:28 · answer #9 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another would fit in is: If you going to play, you are going to pay. (sin)
2007-02-25 07:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋