He's being burgled. He phones the police who tell him they are sorry but there is nobody availible to call on him at the moment. The man gets aggitated and informs them that he has a gun and he's very prepaired to use it. Within three mins there were several police units, the dog section and two helicopters flying around overhead. The captain himself gets out of an un-marked response vehicle and approaches the man. "I thought you said you had a gun?" Said the captain, "I thought you said you had nobody availible?" Said the man.
2007-02-24 23:08:51 · 5 answers · asked by florrie f 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bravo11/10
2007-02-25 00:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good .... and very true.
Reminds me of the time I got stopped for speeding. The cop told me to get out of the car.
"Sure," I says "Let me just make sure the gun's safe in the glove compartment."
"You've got a gun?" He asked, mouth gaping wide.
"Yes," I replied "It's because I just shot someone."
"What. You shot someone?" He says.
"Yeah. The body's in the boot (trunk) waiting to be dumped in the lake."
"What? You've shot someone and killed him, and the body's in the back, and you're going to dump it in the lake?"
"Yep, that's about it." I replied.
Within ten seconds he was on the radio reporting me and in a few minutes a dozen squad cars appeared together with the Chief of Police.
"What's going on officer?" Asks the Chief.
"Well sir," Splutters the cop. "I stopped this car and the guy has a gun in the glove compartment. He used it to shoot another guy who he killed. Then he stuck him in the boot of the car and he's going to dump the body in the lake."
"Well that's a good arrest officer." Says the Chief. "Let's have a look."
With that he got into the car and opened the glove compartment to find it empty. Getting out he strolled to the back and opened the boot, again this was empty. He came back to the officer and demanded. "What's all this officer, no gun and no body?"
I decided to interject.
"Excuse me Chief." I said, "This officer is nothing but a liar. I suppose next he's going to tell you I was speeding!"
2007-02-25 07:13:00 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too true...is this a joke or a real newspaper article?
2007-02-25 07:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Kipper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha i love it
2007-02-25 07:45:25 · answer #4 · answered by dan_dav82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-02-25 07:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋