Entertainment & Music - 23 February 2007

in the song at the start it goes " ill have a pint of lager please , and a pack of .............."
what does it say?
a pack of what?
its annoying me

2007-02-23 00:37:32 · 21 answers · asked by david p 2 in Television

type??

I'm listening to:
The best of 70's rock!!!

2007-02-23 00:37:24 · 13 answers · asked by YAWN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 00:37:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I was in ASDA the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my dog, and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
starting The Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story, and she was totally believing it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or handbag with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

2007-02-23 00:37:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please Help, am looking for a film to wow a captive movie audienc e including a skunk who knows ALOT about films - and how to dance, but thats off the point.

2007-02-23 00:36:37 · 11 answers · asked by Mind Blank 2 in Movies

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon
wound up at his place in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top,
when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure and was shaking and foaming at
the mouth.
He thought this was incredible; the best sxx he'd ever had. He finished,
but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to
get nervous and took her to the emergency room.
A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgxsm is
stuck!"

2007-02-23 00:34:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

U can choose 1 or 2 or three.

2007-02-23 00:34:15 · 9 answers · asked by Millie N 2 in Comics & Animation

It's Oscar season, and everybody's talking about best picture and best actor/actress and so on, but I think what really matters is how they affect us. So which movies had the biggest effect on your life and personal outlook? After a few responses, I'll add in mine, I don't want to immediately sway the responses...

2007-02-23 00:34:09 · 19 answers · asked by C D 3 in Movies

2007-02-23 00:34:07 · 17 answers · asked by quiksilver23 3 in Movies

2007-02-23 00:33:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was hangin out with the other primates in the jungle today, and thought of starting a band. We need a name, and of course "The Monkeys", is already taken. What would be a good name for our band?

2007-02-23 00:33:38 · 13 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 00:33:06 · 16 answers · asked by zieglerjoshua 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i have seen it written both ways.

2007-02-23 00:33:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am stuck, what would you like to read about?

2007-02-23 00:32:52 · 17 answers · asked by doingitallforwrenches 3 in Polls & Surveys

about you?

2007-02-23 00:32:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 00:31:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

You guys that have been on here for awhile, know that I am never the same. :)

2007-02-23 00:31:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have had about 4 and I think I would like to go for #5. How about you? Variety is the spice of life.

2007-02-23 00:30:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

which would you rather spend the night with. me: will turner.

2007-02-23 00:29:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 00:29:38 · 5 answers · asked by some B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

This is pretty cute,got it from a friend.
go to google search and type in your name,then type looks like,all in quotes and see your results,some are pretty funny. Here is what it should look like "Beth looks like" hit enter and have a laugh.:)

2007-02-23 00:29:32 · 5 answers · asked by grmat 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-23 00:29:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The most original gets 10 pts.

2007-02-23 00:29:06 · 1 answers · asked by Doll 101 6 in Polls & Surveys

What makes the songs special, and why did you choose them?

2007-02-23 00:28:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

BS went at it the night she checked BACK into rehab. Did you see the video? Too funny.

2007-02-23 00:28:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man is driving down a country road in Ireland and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, show him to a room, and even fix his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound not like anything he's ever heard before. It is the most beautiful sound he has ever heard in his life. He is instantly captivated and enchanted. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a hauntingly seductive sound.

The next morning, he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."

Distraught, the man is forced to leave.

Years later, after never being able to forget that sound which continually echoes in his mind, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The Monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk." The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a Monk, then please, make me a Monk." The Monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find the answer to these questions, you will have become a Monk."

The man sets about his task.

After years of searching he returns as a grey-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A Monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the Monks. "In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."

The Monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a Monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."

The Monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door."

The Monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold.

The sound has now become very clear and definite.

The Monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."
The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound.....

But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a Monk.

2007-02-23 00:27:47 · 5 answers · asked by thatgirl127 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know
intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find
only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to
the butcher. "Don't worry, lady," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and
have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the
public-address system, "Will the lady who wanted bigger brexsts please meet
me at the back of the store."

At the Polish Agricultural university, the Professor was talking about
increasing milk production of the cows, when a girl in the class asked,
"Why do cows always seem depressed when being milked?"

The Professor answered, "Well my girl, if every morning at dawn they woke
you up, rubbed your bxobs for two hours and didn't scrxw you afterwards,
wouldn't you look depressed, too?"

2007-02-23 00:27:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-23 00:27:43 · 8 answers · asked by Alexandriagal 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 00:27:35 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I made one cas I was trying to ask questions to figure out how to work a damn diaper genie--those things are so confusing! And the diaper genie website wasn't working worth a crap so I decided I woudl try to ask my first question.

2007-02-23 00:27:31 · 25 answers · asked by cutie pie 5 in Polls & Surveys