I was in ASDA the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my dog, and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
starting The Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story, and she was totally believing it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or handbag with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
2007-02-23 00:37:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
how enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said "No..... I was sitting in the street licking my bum when a car hit me".
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
2007-02-23 00:37:44 · update #1
Really really funny 10/10.and a star
2007-02-23 00:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe they bought that story!
You're story is funny and creative.You definetly have a career in comedy. I wonder if someones actually going to try thay "diet" now.
2007-02-23 08:44:27 · answer #2 · answered by Red Gamine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be worth buying some dog food just to try this one out. lol
2007-02-23 08:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a really good story teller to get all those people to believe you...funny.
2007-02-23 08:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by Lola 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked this one chris, a few people out there needing a humour bypass today huh!!!
2007-02-23 08:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! LOL! That crap was too funny!
I must share!
2007-02-23 08:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-23 08:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fish and chips
2007-02-23 08:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thank you..may it be on the red carpet...lmao!
2007-02-23 08:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-02-24 05:01:39 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋