A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know
intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find
only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to
the butcher. "Don't worry, lady," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and
have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the
public-address system, "Will the lady who wanted bigger brexsts please meet
me at the back of the store."
At the Polish Agricultural university, the Professor was talking about
increasing milk production of the cows, when a girl in the class asked,
"Why do cows always seem depressed when being milked?"
The Professor answered, "Well my girl, if every morning at dawn they woke
you up, rubbed your bxobs for two hours and didn't scrxw you afterwards,
wouldn't you look depressed, too?"
2007-02-23 00:27:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CO, COU, COUG, COUGH!! Hmmmm!!
lol
Tink x
2007-02-24 04:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 had a laugh hahaha
2007-02-23 00:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! I especially liked the 1st one. Nice it made me laugh :)
2007-02-23 00:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-23 21:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...I laughed
2007-02-23 00:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not really - but then I have had a recent sense of humour by pass operation (aka vocal chord surgery)
2007-02-23 00:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by kimbridge 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
omg thats funny
2007-02-23 00:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one was funny, the second one...not so much...
2007-02-23 00:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Lola 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
those are quite good and have the sense of humar...
anyway, are those your own creations?
2007-02-23 00:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by Clang 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great your on a roll
2007-02-23 03:27:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋