Entertainment & Music - 23 February 2007

I am a real wimp when it comes to horror movies and on Saturday my friend and I went to see The Messengers but the thing was, my dad was in Ghost Rider with my 8 year old brother and his friend(my dad couldnt leave 2 eight year olds in a PG13 movie)so we were all alone, since I saw the movie I can't go anywhere alone, and i can't turn a corner without thinking about the messengers coming out to kill me. I know it is fake but half of me thinks its real. Please Help me forget about it!!!!

2007-02-23 01:29:19 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

husband just finished book ''man of the house'' when he stormed into the kitchen, pointed a finger into his wife's face & says ''from now on i want you know i am the man of the house, my word is law!! you WILL prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight and every night! after you WILL draw me a bath, after the bath you WILL lie on the bed & take whats coming to you & then guess whos going to dress me & comb my hair?'' .........................
she replys ''the fu**ing undertaker''

2007-02-23 01:29:15 · 27 answers · asked by emma d 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i wanna have 100 kids like him.

2007-02-23 01:28:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-23 01:26:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-23 01:26:25 · 32 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

Your preference.

My shortlist would be

Common People
Bittersweet Symphany
Champagne Supernova
Smells Like Teen Spirit
One
Knights Of Cydonia
Under the Bridge
Time of your Life

What's yours?

2007-02-23 01:26:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

to think that bush got into yale based on his brains? haha

2007-02-23 01:25:56 · 9 answers · asked by some_one1234 4 in Polls & Surveys

Brother Louie By: Stories??

If you think its a great song....star me!!

2007-02-23 01:25:45 · 9 answers · asked by YAWN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 01:25:37 · 13 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

what is your favorite cartoon character and y do you like them so much ♥

2007-02-23 01:25:33 · 16 answers · asked by ☮☆♡ 3 in Comics & Animation

-ed dental floss? I think it's better than the unwaxed.

2007-02-23 01:24:48 · 4 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 01:23:34 · 25 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think I'll be a good Mommy and bring my kids to the movies, anything good playing?

2007-02-23 01:23:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yes
(No)

No
(No)

Maybe
(No)

You want
(You want)

We need
(I want)

It's your decision.
(The correct decision should be obvious by now.)

Do what you want.
(You'll pay for this later.)

I'm sorry.
(You'll be sorry.)

We need to talk.
(I need to complain.)

Sure . . . go ahead.
(I don't want you to.)

I'm not upset.
(Of course I'm upset)

You're...so manly.
(You need a shave and your sweat)

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
(I am woman!)

This kitchen is so inconvenient.
(I want a new house)

I want new curtains.
(and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper . . .)

I heard a noise.
(I noticed you were almost asleep.)

Do you love me?
(I'm going to ask for something expensive.)

How much do you love me?
(I bought something today you're really not going to like . . .)

Is my behind fat?
(Tell me I'm beautiful.)

You have to learn to communicate.
(Just agree with me.)

2007-02-23 01:23:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-23 01:23:14 · 6 answers · asked by david g 1 in Music

I love 5566... how abt u???

2007-02-23 01:23:00 · 11 answers · asked by xXxiaomeiXx 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-23 01:23:00 · 3 answers · asked by Jule. 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 01:22:50 · 11 answers · asked by shamiahb 1 in Celebrities

Is it a corn, or is it a nut?

2007-02-23 01:22:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

2007-02-23 01:22:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I do but not right as soon as I wake up otherwise it makes me sick.... i am a HUGE bacon and eggs girl! And pancakes, waffles, omelettes.... hmmmmmm, are you getting hungry yet? Shall I come over and make you breakfast?! lol

2007-02-23 01:22:11 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

take that look off your face?
its been in my head for days!

2007-02-23 01:21:47 · 25 answers · asked by Jaz 6 in Music

2007-02-23 01:21:28 · 5 answers · asked by mumof3 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-23 01:20:07 · 35 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 01:19:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

well it has to be right for skool (ya i kno "damm she runes all the fun!") and well ya...got ne ideas?
also it has to be a good one that will make ppl mad cuz they cant get it out of their heads like "call 263-GREG" like that. or somthing

2007-02-23 01:19:53 · 1 answers · asked by *Living a {{ღяøM@N!Cღ}} Tragity* 5 in Polls & Surveys

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."


"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"


"OOH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.


"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."


"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was looking at that redhead over there ."


"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."


"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"


"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F. Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday, our kids' birthdays, and our anniversary date."

2007-02-23 01:19:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

lose your mouth?

He sings that "If I ever lose my mouth". Was he dropping acid when he wrote that.

2007-02-23 01:18:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

missed it!

2007-02-23 01:18:31 · 8 answers · asked by star-e 3 in Television

So I'm asking this question for the second time with a hint.

I'm not Dora the Explorer or Diego

2007-02-23 01:17:51 · 4 answers · asked by skygirly62 2 in Jokes & Riddles