"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"OOH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was looking at that redhead over there ."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F. Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday, our kids' birthdays, and our anniversary date."
2007-02-23 01:19:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU,
AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
2007-02-23 01:20:05 · update #1
Ain`t they the truth!
10/10 an` a *
Sorry hold the rest gotta shower!!
Tink x
2007-02-24 04:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths."
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
2007-02-23 01:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by missaboo 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oh my god! I can really relate to the "I can't find it" one! I always say to my husband "did you have a boy look or a girl look?" hehehe
2007-02-23 01:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by Angie Mac 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Terrific! LOL!
2007-02-23 05:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you thought about looking into philosophy?
2007-02-23 01:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by bountyhunter101 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
this looks like some of the crap I tell my husband to shut him up. :D
2007-02-23 01:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Neev 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
So true about men....they just won't admit.
2007-02-23 02:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-02-23 01:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Those are really cute!
♥
2007-02-23 01:24:16 · answer #9 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it is funny
2007-02-23 01:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by sabs 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋