husband just finished book ''man of the house'' when he stormed into the kitchen, pointed a finger into his wife's face & says ''from now on i want you know i am the man of the house, my word is law!! you WILL prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight and every night! after you WILL draw me a bath, after the bath you WILL lie on the bed & take whats coming to you & then guess whos going to dress me & comb my hair?'' .........................
she replys ''the fu**ing undertaker''
2007-02-23 01:29:15 · 27 answers · asked by emma d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he he
2007-02-23 01:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i will deliver some Canadian Whiskey and residential made apple wine. that is no longer fairly evening yet for me so this one seems setting up: "ingesting contained in the daylight hours" - Ginger (of the Wildhearts) (Sorry, i have been on a Wildhearts kick this week) in case you want me i'd be remarkable out over by the chips and dip.
2016-10-17 08:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Thanx for the laugh. Happy Friday!!
2007-02-23 01:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before. Star worthy.
2007-02-23 02:15:51 · answer #4 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny worth a star
2007-02-26 12:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by top cat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great emma d that is a good laugh thanks10/10
2007-02-23 02:52:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we have another good jokster on line 10/10
2007-02-23 02:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheh made me laugh! Have a good weekend.
2007-02-23 01:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one!
That made me really laugh!
2007-02-26 08:34:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Emma.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-23 20:50:19 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome...i've heard it before but it never fails to raise a chortle
2007-02-23 01:49:02 · answer #11 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋