2007-02-23 00:33:06 · 16 answers · asked by zieglerjoshua 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a man and a bald women were spending a night together women said oh! such a big thing. man said yeah thats because i'm blond e.
man said after entertaining her oh you're a blond e too.
2007-03-01 19:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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the following is a blond joke, posted 4 me, by Dr Bebop the Witty Hampster...,i hope you enjoy it2..add him to your fans,,hes verrrrrrrrry good................. it called the ultimate blonde joke. Normally I'm not a fan of blonde jokes but In Honor of Prissie, a very Blonde and lovable fan..... She was Soooooooo Blonde . . . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote: "Sagittarius." . * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said: "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company Ever notice that I try to post stuff that you haven't heard before? by Dr Bebop the Witty Hampster
2016-04-04 09:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
2007-03-02 10:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by glitters 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A blond walks into a libarary, and goes to the front desk and says to the librarian " I would like to order a milk shake, fries and a hamburger." The libarain responds " this is a libarary." the girls says " oh!" then whispers " i would like a milk shake, fries and a hamburger."
2007-03-02 15:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A lady I worked with. She's blonde, perverted,a joke and I heard way too much from her.
2007-02-23 00:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
1st Blonde: What did the cow say
2nd Blonde: I know that one dude
1st Blonde: Yeah
2007-03-02 00:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by tariro s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's true - I swear!
Can you believe that my daughters friend actually had some name referring to blondes rule the wold as her MSN name and had a password as Blond!!! Its so true, my daughter had to change her friends password for her as someone hacked into her friends MSN account!! Its true, I cannot believe it!! I have read so many blond jokes lately, but this is 100% true!!
2007-03-03 00:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Snow White was fired from Disney today for sitting on Pinnocio's face screaming LIE MOTHER FR LIE!
2007-03-02 12:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why a blond start to laugh in sunday?
Because tell her a joke in friday.
2007-02-28 11:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by cláudio b 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a blonde says to a salesman, " i want a set of pink curtains", the salesman shows the blonde all types of pink curtains, after some thought the blonde finally picks a pair of pink curtains she liked. the salesman said, "what length do you want the curtains" blonde says oh! " 15 inchs" 15 INCHS!!!!!!!!! how bigs your room, its not for my room says the blonde, its for my computer, Madam, computers dont have curtains, with that the blonde snaps " HELLOOOO, I HAVE WINDOWS!!!!!
2007-03-02 19:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by mark b 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋