Entertainment & Music - 19 February 2007

I Love My Job!

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey,
and piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,
there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers and sneers.

I love my compter and its software;
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job - I'll say it again
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!


And no - I did not write this myself - enjoy!!

2007-02-19 19:35:42 · 5 answers · asked by angelicpanda27 3 in Polls & Surveys

gay or faggoty types?

2007-02-19 19:35:35 · 26 answers · asked by KINGPIN22 2 in Polls & Surveys

I click on the thumbs up or thumbs down icon but nothing happens. I refresh the page and it has not saved my rateing. Am I doing something wrong?

2007-02-19 19:34:54 · 4 answers · asked by Bonathon M 3 in Music

2007-02-19 19:34:18 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was at the mall and saw Valentine's Day Godiva chocolate half price, bought 12 boxes and now I'm getting really sick eating them!

I still have 3 boxes left..

2007-02-19 19:32:49 · 11 answers · asked by Speck Schnuck 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 19:30:44 · 14 answers · asked by kowalley 5 in Polls & Surveys

in general (i dont mean family) the people we like/love dont like us back and the people that like/love us we dont love back?

2007-02-19 19:30:24 · 13 answers · asked by KINGPIN22 2 in Polls & Surveys

I can climb down but not climb up
I can chirp and bubble but not scream
I can fall but not rise
What am I?

2007-02-19 19:30:19 · 8 answers · asked by Traveller 5 in Jokes & Riddles

crimestoppers gave her $500

2007-02-19 19:29:03 · 15 answers · asked by pharoah_the_midget 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-19 19:28:38 · 40 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

by a homosexual?

2007-02-19 19:27:49 · 18 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 19:25:55 · 1 answers · asked by J.N.JY. 1 in Music

why doesnt spongbob have a pet seahorse? wouldnt that make more sense than a pet snail that meows????

2007-02-19 19:25:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Any sites, any links.

2007-02-19 19:25:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

female

2007-02-19 19:24:34 · 4 answers · asked by nude chef 3 in Celebrities

and treat their children like burdens instead of the blessing that they are.

2007-02-19 19:23:46 · 7 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

uh all i know of is lenny kravits :) any more oh yeah and pharrel does quite alot?? thanks what do you think of the whole idea?

2007-02-19 19:23:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Is it as much fun as being sarcastic? I doubt it but I'll try anything once.

2007-02-19 19:22:25 · 13 answers · asked by itchy.crack i 3 in Polls & Surveys

what is the way to a womans heart?

2007-02-19 19:21:09 · 29 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

In case you don't know who she is, she was Bev in "IT", Brigitte in "Ginger Snaps" 1, 2, &3, Eunice in "She's the Man", Ellen in "Prozac Nation", and a lot of other stuff. I think she's one of the most awesome actresses of all time because she has what most of the newer ones are lacking....TALENT!

2007-02-19 19:21:06 · 3 answers · asked by Spike 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-19 19:21:01 · 2 answers · asked by crystal l 1 in Comics & Animation

On National Geographic they did a documentary on multiple births. One of the the things that was said is scientist think left handed people had a twin that either disappeared or died and was absorbed into the uterus. Do you think this was possible?

2007-02-19 19:20:51 · 10 answers · asked by kitkat1640 6 in Polls & Surveys

what usually gets u to change your mood? Just starting to kiss u?

2007-02-19 19:19:47 · 16 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

See ya tomorrow, i'm going to spoon my husband...

cheers

2007-02-19 19:18:52 · 19 answers · asked by happyday to you 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 19:17:52 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

How could i have been so blind is in there somewhere but that is all i remember

2007-02-19 19:17:29 · 1 answers · asked by blizzdude2000 1 in Music

Throughout the past year or so, washed up singer Brittney Spears has gone from one stupid act to another. Whether it's something as simple as her recent head shave or amusing relationship with K-Fed.

Do you believe that within the next year you will see something about an attempted suicide from this has-been?

2007-02-19 19:16:02 · 7 answers · asked by Ipshwitz 5 in Celebrities

feel the rain on your lips.... thats all i know but i like it and would like to get it

2007-02-19 19:14:56 · 4 answers · asked by lillypops 4 in Comics & Animation

where, how, when do i use it?

how does it help me?

sorry for the ignorance.

thanks for the answers! ^-^

2007-02-19 19:14:31 · 0 answers · asked by sphinx_Godcares09 1 in Music

2007-02-19 19:13:37 · 5 answers · asked by badmp35 2 in Movies