Entertainment & Music - 19 February 2007

A priest was driving along & saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped & offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in & crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open & reveal a lovely leg.

The priest had a look & nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him & immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered & apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, & went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory"

2007-02-19 00:14:09 · 8 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Are there any more like it as I love drinking tea but asking the question as well, I'm getting fed up of using the two I know.

2007-02-19 00:14:04 · 9 answers · asked by Robert McKittriick-Gallaher 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i am meeting a guy for breakfast. what do i wear jeans and a tee? something a lttle nicer? this is our second date.
yes i am going hangover i feel hangover but don't look it

2007-02-19 00:14:04 · 23 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:13:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What, in your opinion, is the best horror film ever made?

2007-02-19 00:13:02 · 15 answers · asked by kookshow 3 in Movies

i have listen to fergie's song london bridge, and its great. BUT what is her london bridge ???

2007-02-19 00:12:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-19 00:10:56 · 8 answers · asked by heyitsmedarra 3 in Celebrities

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ZJw_cFai0

2007-02-19 00:10:52 · 1 answers · asked by RON PAUL for President 2008 2 in Polls & Surveys

i am no matter what i admit her hair shaven thing is too far but i will always be a fan
I also feel sorry for her as she been through alot

her album soon out and i will be defo buying it

2007-02-19 00:10:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I mean, don't mistake me I love Jenny. She's funny and talented. Sexy too, i guess. Definately one of my favorite actresses. However, i can't really decide if she's beautiful. I mean, that chin!! That chin!!! Horrible, innit?! Almost disfiguring. Especially now that she's getting old(er).

Tell me what you think!

2007-02-19 00:10:18 · 28 answers · asked by Biqo 2 in Celebrities

2007-02-19 00:10:12 · 13 answers · asked by Keyo 1 in Music

2007-02-19 00:10:00 · 17 answers · asked by Mrs. Shrek 5 in Polls & Surveys

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

2007-02-19 00:09:46 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Roy Orbison was born in Vernon, Texas, USA, on April 23 1936.

He grew up in a small mining town of Wink {Texas}.

An immensely popular singer/songwriter, he toured here {the UK} frequently as from 1963, when he toured with the Beatles and was top of the bill of one scheduled UK tour.

Roy Orbison's huge tally of hits in the UK included "Goodnight" {a #13 in 1965}; "Runnin' Scared" {#9 in 1961}; "Only The Lonely" [a #1 in 1960}; "Too Soon To Know" {#3 in 1966}; "It's Over" {#1 in 1964}; "I Drove All Night" {#7 in 1992}; "Mean Woman Blues" c/w a self-penned "Blue Bayou" {#3 in 1963}; "Dream Baby" {written by the recently late Cindy Walker and #2 in 1962}; "You Got It" {#3 in 1989}; "Falling" {#9 in 1963}; "Borne On The Wind" {#15 in 1964}; the world-wide smash "Oh, Pretty Woman" {#1 in 1964}, etc.

Roy died from a second heart attack at his mothers' home while paying a visit, on December 6 1988. His body was taken to the nearby Henderson Hospital. He was age just 52.

2007-02-19 00:09:30 · 6 answers · asked by Russtti G 2 in Celebrities

which one shall i choose as the innocent victim?

2007-02-19 00:07:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:07:54 · 3 answers · asked by slarty692000 1 in Music

2007-02-19 00:07:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It's like, a pride of lions, a pack of dogs, a gaggle of geese.

Mine is a murder of crows.

2007-02-19 00:05:52 · 11 answers · asked by Snow White 4 in Polls & Surveys

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-19 00:05:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:04:48 · 21 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on
autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be
capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no
sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead
man's anus, and then licks it.
He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of
them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck
my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index.

2007-02-19 00:03:51 · 3 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

im trying to find a rave/trance song,i first heard it back in 95/96 i only know i few words to it here goes............................. 6 days on the run trying to find a place to have some fun,night and day without ur sweet embrace im going crazy.......6 days grey or black trying to find a way to get you back,night and day without ur sweet em brace im going crazy............................ Any body help me on it??????


AND PLEASE NOTE YAHOO THAT THIS QUESTION IS NOT VIOLATING COMMUNITY GUILDLINES

2007-02-19 00:03:33 · 9 answers · asked by half pint 2 in Music

2007-02-19 00:03:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

translate these in your language: I'm the good man of the kingdom nederland. not a dutch but a pure chinese. I like to eat apples and dont want points.

2007-02-19 00:02:08 · 14 answers · asked by asagawo m 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-19 00:02:07 · 16 answers · asked by tyjytj c 1 in Comics & Animation

It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local
university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new
students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The
professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his
desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half
of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for
an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated
sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up
and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour
later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk
preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam
booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of
sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams,
stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

2007-02-19 00:00:45 · 8 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What would you do?

2007-02-19 00:00:42 · 15 answers · asked by Hellspawn 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:00:27 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Music