Entertainment & Music - 19 February 2007

2007-02-19 00:29:21 · 35 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:28:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:28:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-19 00:27:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I do every morning, watch out not to spill it!!!

2007-02-19 00:27:43 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

So I went out a little last night and now he is cross with me, what should I do?

2007-02-19 00:27:28 · 29 answers · asked by Mrs. Shrek 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:27:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Then you feel in love just like in all those teen movies?

2007-02-19 00:27:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."

2007-02-19 00:27:04 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-19 00:26:48 · 14 answers · asked by Ð?© Ï®I? 2 in Movies

2007-02-19 00:25:42 · 12 answers · asked by freebird 2 in Music

2007-02-19 00:24:58 · 12 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:24:54 · 15 answers · asked by ani 2 in Movies

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

2007-02-19 00:24:31 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-19 00:24:17 · 15 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

Just to have fun, and answer a question or two. But do you think others are here because they are hungry for attention....

2007-02-19 00:23:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.

He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out -
"I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells -
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'!"

2007-02-19 00:23:09 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-19 00:23:09 · 11 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:23:07 · 24 answers · asked by Taven 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:22:06 · 11 answers · asked by Emilce 3 in Polls & Surveys

So far, whenever Vergie, Anna’s mother, name is mentioned Howie goes into the high hysterics worthy of a Jewish American Princess. But I doubt that Judge Seidlin will put up with the screaming morass we have come to expect from Entertainment TV’s favorite drama queen. I, like many close to me, have lost loved ones and never seen anyone carry on like Howie.

By ordering Howie to appear the judge clearly only wants the facts.

Anyway, speculation has been that Howie won’t appear fearing being ordered to take a paternity test that would prove Howard is no father. Once ruled out as dad, he would lose out on more fees from Anna’s estate. Howie is already pressing an escape clause for protecting his credibility. He and his family are now acknowledging that Anna had a sexual relationship with Larry but claim Howie is the father based on timing. LOL!

What will happen once Larry is found to be the real daddy? Will they claim were mislead by Anna’s recollection? Will he blame it on a dead woman?

2007-02-19 00:21:52 · 6 answers · asked by ric from nj 2 in Celebrities

Bernard was in the back of the plane.. going to the bathroom. Then he is found up in the tree, strapped in a chair. Can we assume that will all the turbulance, he strapped himself into a vacant chair?

2007-02-19 00:20:43 · 3 answers · asked by torylocker 2 in Television

2007-02-19 00:19:58 · 25 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:19:03 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 00:19:00 · 3 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

X IS ABOVE GOD.X IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN GOD.IF YOU EAT X YOU WILL DIE.X IS ALSO MORETHAN LOVE,X IS A SEVEN LETTER WORD .WHAT IS X?

2007-02-19 00:18:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-19 00:16:15 · 8 answers · asked by CHIPPYPRATHAP 1 in Movies

I ♥ that band

2007-02-19 00:15:15 · 3 answers · asked by ♥Shannon♥ 1 in Music

(me running away giggle giggle giggle teehee)

2007-02-19 00:15:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone tell me what gregorian and tribal chants does Michael cretu use in any of the songs listed here: ( i really need this i have presentation on Enigma at school)
return to innocence
sadeness
knocking on forbidden doors
way to eternity
morphing thru time
why
the child in us
smell of desire!

2007-02-19 00:14:10 · 1 answers · asked by tiko a 1 in Music