A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
2007-02-19 00:24:31 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
Trust me, he would have sweated for a while before he received a call from me! LOL.
Have a great day, and thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-19 01:43:27 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This 5-12 months previous boy replaced into sitting on an airplane along with his mom whilst he asked her, "mom, if canines have toddlers stated as domestic canines and cats have toddlers stated as kittens, then why do no longer airplanes have toddlers?" Astonished, the mummy informed her son to ask the flight attendant. The flight attendant listened to the boy's question and asked, "Did your mommy enable you already know to question me that?" The boy agreed whilst the flight attendant replied, "tell your mommy that throughout the time of our airport, our planes pull out on time! See if she knows that!"
2016-10-02 09:24:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have got gray hair too reading that one.
Oh and you could have stayed at Tommy's house for a few days...LOL
2007-02-19 00:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-19 00:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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UR A LEGEND, Ive never laughed so freakin much, thats why it took me so long to reply.... THANK U I needed that.......
2007-02-19 00:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by Shynness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...youve just given me an idea...lol
2007-02-19 02:01:20 · answer #6 · answered by loveboatcaptain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gee guess that will take care of those f's should do well in creative writting tho..........
2007-02-19 00:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by terri e 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very funny...a true classic!
2007-02-19 01:52:45 · answer #8 · answered by janember819 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.....
2007-02-19 00:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-19 00:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋