A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out -
"I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells -
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'!"
2007-02-19 00:23:09 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you do have a lot of jokes! and everybody loves em!
ps. still stalking you ninja assassin! you'll never catch me alive!
2007-02-19 08:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Little Johnny is the best! 10/10!
2007-02-19 00:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
baaaaahahahahaha o that was funny! I love lil Johnny jokes...
2007-02-19 01:39:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mistress_T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choice, here you go have a star.
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-19 00:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
lil jhonny
2007-02-19 00:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-19 04:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe - he is naughty so as you - LoL
2007-02-19 00:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL yep he is at it again.
2007-02-19 00:33:26 · answer #8 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one made me smile!
2007-02-19 00:35:48 · answer #9 · answered by bluerose123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2007-02-19 00:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Vimal M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋