One day an elephant and a mouse were walkin in the jungle(how unlikely huh) then all of a sudden, the elephant fell in a big hole. the elephant said "help! help me mouse!" the mouse thought of ways to get the elephant out. The mouse decided to go home and get his Mercedes Benz from home. So the mouse hurried home jumped in his Benz and hurried back. He tied a rope on the back and pulled the elephant out. The next day the same eleohant and the same mouse were walkin thru the jungle, but this time the mouse fell in the big hole. So without even thinkin twice, the elephant pulled his D*ck out and said to the mouse "run up my d*ck" and the mouse run up quickly. And the kept walkin.
The moral of the story? If you got a big d*ck, You dont need a Benz!
10 point to who can tell me who wrote this joke
2007-02-15
20:28:25
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