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One day an elephant and a mouse were walkin in the jungle(how unlikely huh) then all of a sudden, the elephant fell in a big hole. the elephant said "help! help me mouse!" the mouse thought of ways to get the elephant out. The mouse decided to go home and get his Mercedes Benz from home. So the mouse hurried home jumped in his Benz and hurried back. He tied a rope on the back and pulled the elephant out. The next day the same eleohant and the same mouse were walkin thru the jungle, but this time the mouse fell in the big hole. So without even thinkin twice, the elephant pulled his D*ck out and said to the mouse "run up my d*ck" and the mouse run up quickly. And the kept walkin.



The moral of the story? If you got a big d*ck, You dont need a Benz!


10 point to who can tell me who wrote this joke

2007-02-15 20:28:25 · 11 answers · asked by Durdy 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

not chase. just gotta know i guess.


********.... youre stupid.

2007-02-15 20:52:38 · update #1

11 answers

David Collins (of London) first told in Crystal Room at the Hyat Hotel 2nd June 1968. Only difference is that the vehicle in question is a Rolls Royce in the original.

2007-02-15 21:24:17 · answer #1 · answered by roger a 3 · 1 0

Life wrote the joke! Simple =)

2007-02-15 21:16:05 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0 0

That shaggy dog tale is previous and wasn't even humorous at the same time as it grow to be first made up! No it would not deserve a celeb yet I desire we nonetheless had the thumbs down decision!! ??we like You Michael!!!!??

2016-12-04 06:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How is anyone supposed to chase the origin of a joke. Good joke though

2007-02-15 20:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0 1

The moral of your story is only for those who spend the lives falling into big holes...D!ckHead!

2007-02-15 20:41:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well here is a moral for you. GET A LIFE!!!! or try a teenage audience, I am sure they laugh at anything

2007-02-15 23:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

how are we supposed to know who wrote this joke but, good joke though

2007-02-15 21:08:56 · answer #7 · answered by nabeel h 2 · 0 0

funny.
yo' sure ain't binn mesin' ahroun?
u wrote it. . . got it from granma!

2007-02-15 21:29:44 · answer #8 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0 0

how do i know but this is a wondreful joke

2007-02-15 21:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You must've wrote it.

2007-02-15 22:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by cutesy76 6 · 0 0

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