wearing headphones and listening to something on a walkman. A hair dresser says, "Hi, I am Cindy, you may take a seat in my chair and i will get right to you. But ma'am you need to take off your headphones in order for me to cut your hair." The blonde shakes her head.
Blonde: "I can't. I just cant take off these headphones."
Cindy: "Well i am sorry ma'am but you may take a seat and when you are ready, take off your headphones and i will get to you."
Quite a bit of time passes and the blonde falls asleep. Cindy goes over to her, takes of the headphones and begins to trim the blondes hair. When she is finished, she leans over and gently shakes the blonde to wake her... Cindy shakes her a bit harder. Still there is no response from her.
Cindy: "Ma'am, wake up, i am finished with your hair... Ma'am... Ma'am!!!!"
Nothing happens and Cindy goes and checks if she's breathing and her heartbeat... nothing. Cindy puts on the headphones and hears "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in..."
2007-02-13
11:43:37
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