wearing headphones and listening to something on a walkman. A hair dresser says, "Hi, I am Cindy, you may take a seat in my chair and i will get right to you. But ma'am you need to take off your headphones in order for me to cut your hair." The blonde shakes her head.
Blonde: "I can't. I just cant take off these headphones."
Cindy: "Well i am sorry ma'am but you may take a seat and when you are ready, take off your headphones and i will get to you."
Quite a bit of time passes and the blonde falls asleep. Cindy goes over to her, takes of the headphones and begins to trim the blondes hair. When she is finished, she leans over and gently shakes the blonde to wake her... Cindy shakes her a bit harder. Still there is no response from her.
Cindy: "Ma'am, wake up, i am finished with your hair... Ma'am... Ma'am!!!!"
Nothing happens and Cindy goes and checks if she's breathing and her heartbeat... nothing. Cindy puts on the headphones and hears "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in..."
2007-02-13 11:43:37 · 22 answers · asked by chrysanthemum 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh well, another "breathless, beautiful blonde" bites the dust!" Hope poor Cindy isn't PERManently WIGged out about it all!
2007-02-13 11:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can do better than that! A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on an island. The shore is 20 miles away. The redhead jumps into the water and starts swimming. She tires after 10 miles and drownds. The brunette jumps in and starts swimming, but she tires after 15 miles and drowns. The blonde swimes 19 miles, tires, then turns back and swims back to the island.
2016-05-24 07:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by Jeanette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-13 12:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha she died! You people are sick, sick I tell you. Poor woman. And think of the PTSD that Cindy had.
2007-02-13 11:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that 1 before lol, I like it lol
2007-02-13 11:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!this SERIOUSLY cracked me up im still laughing!! did u make this up yourself? if so your great 12/10. im going to pass this to ppl i know (once i figure out how to)
Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!
2007-02-13 12:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by bluemoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-13 13:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute. i like blonde jokes. this one made me laugh.
2007-02-13 11:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
2007-02-13 11:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by peter_erdei 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is old. i heard it in the 2nd grade!
2007-02-13 12:26:10 · answer #10 · answered by Secondstar_rite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋